If the Sabres were a reality tv show ...

[Buffaloed]

What would you call it? Survivor on Ice? There's no Crying in Hockey?
Would anyone be voted off the island?
Would it be more of a soap opera or action adventure?
Who would sponsor it? Kleenex?
Would there be a role for Bob Corkum?
Would they sell merchandise for it at the Sabres Store?
We have months to come up with answers and more questions.

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[Jim Bob]

Oh Brother

 

[CatsforReinhart]

What would you call it? Survivor on Ice? There's no Crying in Hockey?
Would anyone be voted off the island?
Would it be more of a soap opera or action adventure?
Who would sponsor it? Kleenex?
Would there be a role for Bob Corkum?
Would they sell merchandise for it at the Sabres Store?
We have months to come up with answers and more questions.

Too complicated for me to follow but I will say this. At least we didn't hear about players sleeping with each other's wives. It does happen. Its the only thing missing from this debacle.

 

[Bones Malone]

Dagger Drama

Sponsored by WGR550 in conjunction with TBN.

1 lucky sole gets voted off per season.

 

[slip]

The Real Housewives of Buffalo

 

[Spirit of 67]

Survivor: Buffalo.
Into the Niagara Frontier.
Breaking Bad. I Mean Like Really Bad.

 

[Beerz]

Junk Wars

 

[Sabreality]

The Biggest Loser

 

[Rasmus CacOlainen]

Oh Brother

Hahahhahah

 

[Chainshot]

Six Feet Under? Lost?

 

[brian_griffin]

I Can Be Better
(Subtitled: I Have to Be Better)

 

[hizzoner]

Last in Space..

 

[5 Minute Major]

Hockey Heaven

 

[Crazy Tasty]

nevermind.

 

[brian_griffin]

nevermind.

Did you mean "The Skating Dead" or "(Hockey) Game of Drones"

 

[Buffaloed]

Eight is Enough (Sabres have missed playoffs for 7 consecutive years)

 

[Chainshot]

More recycling:

Get Smart
Arrested Development
The Defenders
Jeopardy

 

[Buffaloed]

The Odd Squad
The Blunder Years
Unsolved Miseries
Evening Shame
The Amazing Rut
Fading Bad

No shortage of worthy names List of television show spoofs in Mad - Wikipedia

 

[valet]

it would definitely be called 'where momma hides the cookies'

this past season no one could find them, unfortunately

 

[ZZamboni]

Keeping up with the Pegulas

 

[Dirty Dog]

It’s clearly the kardashians. They don’t do anything, people still like them, lack of talent, drama, and a lack of a beautiful redhead.

 

[Jim Bob]

Fixer Upper!

 

[Duddy]

The biggest loser

 

[DolanPlsGoSabres]

I said it during the season as well, but I thought Hell's Kitchen Season 16 would be the last time I would see a totally disastrous train wreck team of men on TV. I guess not.