I was a high profile Major League Baseball player for 20 years and I never ran out ground balls

[Jiminy Cricket]

Imagine "hustling" to first base on the 0.1% chance of an error when I could just casually jog back to the dugout and save my energy. I'm not risking an injury for a one in a million chance of getting on base when I'm paid to hit home runs anyway. The manager chewed me out constantly and even benched me for a game but he was a f***ing joke. The team wasn't winning without me so I never ran out ground balls and didn't give a flying f***.

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[JMCx4]

Signed ... Pete Rose ...

 

[DropTheGloves]

How does it feel to know you spent most of your life touching balls?

 

[Baby Punisher]

Signed ... Pete Rose ...

Ricky Henderson says hi.

 

[Ceremony]

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Baseball sucks

 

[Jiminy Cricket]

Coach alway`s told me the #1 rule as a Pitcher is 2 win the game. I Said Coach, **** that, I Have a 2.40 E`R`A` `n` it`s not my fault if I don`t get any Run support. **** the rest of the team because I`m doing my Job `n` it`s not my Fault if they can`t pull out the Win with these Gem`s I`ve been pitchin`g...

 

[PanthersPens62]

Jacob DeGrom......is that you?