I Haven`t work`d a Day in my Live `n` I Literally Leech off of Govermen`t Benefit`s ;D

[Jiminy Cricket]

I Haven`t work`d a Day in my Live `n` I Literally Leech ovv of Govermen`t benefit`s.

I Liderally make a 6ix figure Salamander on Uncle Sam`s dime. I`m Literally Exploitin`g the Sistem `n` Freeloadin`g off of Tax`Payer`s. All I do is Take, Take, Take `n` Contribute literally absolutely NOTHIN`g in Return. I`m literally Moochin`g `n` Cruisin`g around in my $7,0,0,0,0 Dollar Escalade wile Folk`s are Literally Slavin`g away 2 Suppor`t me. I`ve Never Pay`d Tax`s or Work`d an Day in my Live, but I live an Luxurious LiveStyle thank`s 2: WELFARE. I Liderally eat like an Kin`g thank`x`s 2 Hard Workin`g AnMerican`s whom Make it all Possible.

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[Ceremony]

Don't put yourself down James, you spend so much time creating threads on HFBoards for others' entertainment.

 

[Kairi Zaide]

are you @Roman Fell ?

 

[Jiminy Cricket]

I have 5 Kid`s who I don`t pay Child support for, But I still Clame them as Dependant`s. I`m Literally Freeloadin`g ovv the Govermen`t 24/7, I think I`ll have some more Kid`s jus`t so I can collect more Money from the Govermen`t!!!

 

[Jiminy Cricket]

Jus`t got another Czech in the Male, this 1 for $1999 Dollar`s, Thank u Uncle Samuel.

 

[Jiminy Cricket]

My Ex-Wive Alway`s beg`s me for Child suppor`t for are 5+ Kid`s `n` I Tell her, Go f*** You`reSelve, I`m not Payin`g. She Say`s Jame`s, we Need the Money, We`re Starvin`g `n` your Literally rich. `n` I Tell her Ya`ll can pay you`re own f***in`g Bill`s, y is that My Responsibility. Mos`t of those Kid`s were Accident`s anyway so y Should I Have 2 pay.

 

[HanSolo]

You still doing this shit?

 

[Jiminy Cricket]

My X-Wive is a f***ing` Bitch. She`s constantly Harassin`g me for Children Suppor`t, but I Jus`t tell her, Blow it out you`re ass you f***in`g old hag. I`m not the 1 who had the Kid`s so It`s not my Respomsability. Shouldn`t of had them if u don`t want 2 Pay. She`s try`d suing me a Couple time`s but I Jus`t blow ovv the Cort date`s `n` Scam the Goverment out of more Money. I`m a Unstoppable Beas`t with literally Gallon`s `n` Gallon`s of money, all of Witch I either Scam`d or S`tole from the Glovermen`t `n` Boscov`s. I Don`t give a f*** if my Idiot kid`s star`ve because They can pay there own Bill`s and I Don`t care About them. Why Should I Care about any1 but MySelve, I`m Literally Ritch `n` All I Care about is AnCumulating More Money.

 

[Mike Mills]

Love to ancumulate money myself.

 

[Jiminy Cricket]

I Don`t care wat Happen`s 2 my Kid`s because it Doesn`t effect me. I Don`t care about my Kid`s because there not me `n` I Only care about MySelve. If my X-Wive didn`t wan`t 2 pay for Kid`s then she Shouldn`t of Had them, Plane `n` Simple. My X-Wive is an Gold diggin`g bitch `n` she Won`t get a f***in`g Dime from me. I`ll Keep all my Money 2 mySelve `n` keep hording McDonald`s® nabkin`s `n` Robbin`g Boscov`s® `n` eating McDonald`s® Burger`s.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Does Mcdonald’s take food stamps now??

 

[Navx94]

Lol at what point does someone put this loser out of his misery and ban him? Clearly he’s not all there

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Lol at what point does someone put this loser out of his misery and ban him? Clearly he’s not all there

If Ix is still here after all these years/shitposts/various accounts then I don’t see ol’ Jiminy being permabanned.

Right @Roman Fell

 

[John Price]

If Ix is still here after all these years/****posts/various accounts then I don’t see ol’ Jiminy being permabanned.

Right @Roman Fell

king kong ain't got nothin on me

"shu program"

 

[Jiminy Cricket]

My X-Wive is a ****ing` *****. She`s constantly Harassin`g me for Children Suppor`t, but I Jus`t tell her, Blow it out you`re ass you ****in`g old hag. I`m not the 1 who had the Kid`s so It`s not my Respomsability. Shouldn`t of had them if u don`t want 2 Pay. She`s try`d suing me a Couple time`s but I Jus`t blow ovv the Cort date`s `n` Scam the Goverment out of more Money. I`m a Unstoppable Beas`t with literally Gallon`s `n` Gallon`s of money, all of Witch I either Scam`d or S`tole from the Glovermen`t `n` Boscov`s. I Don`t give a **** if my Idiot kid`s star`ve because They can pay there own Bill`s and I Don`t care About them. Why Should I Care about any1 but MySelve, I`m Literally Ritch `n` All I Care about is AnCumulating More Money.

This bitch is literally Blowin`g up my Fone. I Was literally in Macy`s takin`g my other Bitch`s shoppin`g `n` my Bitch X-Wive liderally BLEW UP MY FONE. I Told her Bitch, S`top f***in`g callin`g me, Your not Gettin`g an Dime. `n` she Said no Jame`s, we Need the Money, We`re Literally Starvin`g. Please Jus`t pay You`re Children Support. `n` I Told her Bitch, That`s it, We`re goin`g 2 settle this on Jerald Springer, but Good luck, Because your a f***in`g Whale `n` the Audience will b Cacklin`g @ You.

 

[Jiminy Cricket]

This ***** is literally Blowin`g up my Fone. I Was literally in Macy`s takin`g my other *****`s shoppin`g `n` my ***** X-Wive liderally BLEW UP MY FONE. I Told her *****, S`top ****in`g callin`g me, Your not Gettin`g an Dime. `n` she Said no Jame`s, we Need the Money, We`re Literally Starvin`g. Please Jus`t pay You`re Children Support. `n` I Told her *****, That`s it, We`re goin`g 2 settle this on Jerald Springer, but Good luck, Because your a ****in`g Whale `n` the Audience will b Cacklin`g @ You.

I Rote this Rime, That I`m going 2 literally "Bust Out" 4 my X-Wive On the Jerald Springer Show.

Hey Bitch U Know u Make me Limp, Cuz u Look like a Blimp, `n` I`m ban`gin`g other Bitch`s lyk a mother f***in` Pim`p.

U Want all my Money, `n` I Really think It`s Funny, U A Gold Diggin` bitch but U Really f***in` Ugly.

​

 

[VoluntaryDom]

Why Should I Care about any1 but MySelve, I`m Literally Ritch `n` All I Care about is AnCumulating More Money. ​

 

[VoluntaryDom]

Hey ***** U Know u Make me Limp, Cuz u Look like a Blimp, `n` I`m ban`gin`g other *****`s lyk a mother ****in` Pim`p.

U Want all my Money, `n` I Really think It`s Funny, U A Gold Diggin` ***** but U Really ****in` Ugly.

 

[Jiminy Cricket]

This 1 goe`s out 2 my Bitch X-Wive.

Hey Bitch,
I`m Literally Ritch
`n` u Won`t get a Dime,
That` y I Made this Rime

U Bangin` other Guy`s
`n` I Can`t w8 2 See,
The Look in they Eye`s
Wen they Find out u Got Herpe`s

U Ugly as shit,
`n` it`s time U Better quit,
Cuz u Got no Wit
`n` I`m hotter then Brad Pitt

 

[Jiminy Cricket]

It`s Ya Boy Jame`s Crick
Swingin` `round my Big ****
But look out for my Ex-Chick
She`s a mother f***in` Lunatic

I Hate my X-Wive
That`s y I carry a Knive
She Try`s 2 ruin my Live
But all I do is Thrive

 

[VickAshley]

Conversely I do not talk about my prior relationships so tersely
and I will literally never understand why beefs need to go on and on until the break of dawn and beyond
when you could make a choice to use your voice
to open up to love in your heart
and not even ever allow hate to start
literally shaking my head at all the posters here that want Vick dead
because when it is all said and done I am literally living inside the inside of their head

 

[Jiminy Cricket]

It`s Ya Boy Jame`s Crick
Swingin` `round my Big ****
But look out for my Ex-Chick
She`s a mother ****in` Lunatic

I Hate my X-Wive
That`s y I carry a Knive
She Try`s 2 ruin my Live
But all I do is Thrive

This kind of vulgarity is why I do not allow my children to visit The Lounge anymore. Absolutely shameful.

 

[deepdark]

Hiccups is absolute f***ing garbage.

 

[Jiminy Cricket]

I love Sittin`g aroun`d Eatin`g Potato Chip`s `n` Watchin`g T`V` while Hard Earn`d AnMerican`s are out Workin`g `n` Payin`g Tax`s 2 Suppor`t me. I Liderally do Nothin`g all day but Collec`t WelFare Cheque`s. Some People say Jame`s, your Already Ritch, how do u Get Welfare S`till? The Answer is, I Lie!!! I Liderally Jus`t lie on my Welfare Application`s `n` I Have Never Been Caught, `n` I Never Will be. I`m a Drain on the System `n` my S`tate is Goin`g Bankrup`t because of me, so I`ll jus`t move to AnNother S`tate soon.

 

[Jiminy Cricket]

I Love S`pendin`g my Welfare cheque`s on S`pray Tan`s every few Day`s for that Fresh `Off the Beach` look. I Am literally Bronze `n` I Love havin`g Million`s of Hard Workin`g AnMerican`s workin`g 9 - 5 to Pay for my S`pray Tan`s. It is Very importan`t that I Have that Fresh Off the Beach look at all time`s `n` Welfare allow`s me 2 do that.

Gosh Bless the S`tate.