Hurricanes extend Don Waddell

[Anton Dubinchuk]

Do cousins count or does it have to be sisters?

Were you conceived at some sort of motor speedway?

The answer matters more than you’d think.

 

[Navin R Slavin]

Do cousins count or does it have to be sisters?

Wasn't aware there was a difference.

 

[HisIceness]

No but we are inbred hockey fans. So in that sense we are like HF royalty.

Not true. Only the Raleigh folks are inbred because there's nothing to do there but smoke meth and marry sisters. We in Charlotte are more sophisticated and we spend our time drinking bud light, smoking marlboros, and watching NASCAR with our wives who are also our cousins

 

[Navin R Slavin]

Not true. Only the Raleigh folks are inbred because there's nothing to do there but smoke meth and marry sisters. We in Charlotte are more sophisticated and we spend our time drinking bud light, smoking marlboros, and watching NASCAR with our wives who are also our cousins

It's not our fault you can't afford meth.

 

[Boom Boom Apathy]

Quoted words can also be reactionary damage control after the fact.

Could be. Although Dundon said those words right off the bat and well before the signing of Waddell.

Anyhow, doesn't matter. He said he could have a contract if he wanted one and he gave him one. I'm not denying that Dundon is a bit unconventional. Doesn't mean he's wrong though.

 

[Anton Dubinchuk]

Wasn't aware there was a difference.

If people only knew how angry I get at Hank for coming up with the better punchline on a regular basis we’d have no reputation in need of defense.

 

[Roboturner913]

and in Durham they smoke Newports and drink Night train

 

[tarheelhockey]

Not true. Only the Raleigh folks are inbred because there's nothing to do there but smoke meth and marry sisters. We in Charlotte are more sophisticated and we spend our time drinking bud light, smoking marlboros, and watching NASCAR with our wives who are also our cousins

You know damn well that Raleigh is the most educated city in the state. We even have a middle school now.

 

[Svechhammer]

You know damn well that Raleigh is the most educated city in the state. We even have a middle school now.

You're correct in leaving Cary out of this. Pretty much a gated community for NE transplants who don't want to rub shoulders with the help

 

[Anton Dubinchuk]

I hate the shootout and think it should go away.

Some people say a tie is like kissing your sister, but hey, that’s part of the fun!

 

[Brownies]

Perfectly confirms what I've observed these last few years. When you really want to accelerate contract negotiations at work, get an offer from somewhere else and put that on the table.

 

[HisIceness]

You know damn well that Raleigh is the most educated city in the state. We even have a middle school now.

When do the coloring books arrive?

 

[tarheelhockey]

When do the coloring books arrive?

That’s a touchy issue, since the middle school is in the same room as the elementary school.

 

[NotOpie]

Were you conceived at some sort of motor speedway?

The answer matters more than you’d think.

"Rubbin' is Racin'"...but I digress. My cousin's ain't never been to a race, so sister it is.

When do the coloring books arrive?

They come with the meth...

 

[Chrispy]

You're correct in leaving Cary out of this. Pretty much a gated community for NE transplants who don't want to rub shoulders with the help

Have you SEEN the way those Apex folks wash their shoulders??

 

[Svechhammer]

Have you SEEN the way those Apex folks wash their shoulders??

*gasps*

they expose their shoulders?!?

 

[HisIceness]

You're correct in leaving Cary out of this. Pretty much a gated community for NE transplants who don't want to rub shoulders with the help

Cary? Ain't that the place where them fancy yankees from long guy-land play that fancy stick puck game called "Ice Hawkey"? I done tried to play that once on ma cousins lake in South Carol-line-ah in the heat of summer but I done fell in the water. Silly yankees and there fancy ice sports. We alls know theres only one sport here that matters and thats the college foosball. Rolleee Tyy-duh! Oh wait thats Ally-bama.

 

[Lempo]

Well, that owner's firm moral stance just crumbled like so much sand in the wind.

A moment's silence for the firm moral stance of a used cars selling subprime banker.

 

[Duke749]

What a thread

 

[Boom Boom Apathy]

A moment's silence for the firm moral stance of a used cars selling subprime banker.

 

[Frank Drebin]

He said he doesn’t believe in contracts but if Waddell wanted one he could have one, and now he has one.

Sure seems like exactly what he said would happen, happened. Just like the Aho deal, just like everything else.

Sounds like he's figuring out how things work in this league

 

[Navin R Slavin]

and in Durham they smoke Newports and drink Night train

Kools.

 

[NotOpie]

Kools.

Craft IPAs

 

[StreetHawk]

Sounds like he's figuring out how things work in this league

You sign contracts in pro sports because you don’t want your employees to just jump ship and leave you hanging cause other teams won’t let you talk to their guys in season.

 

[Roboturner913]

Kools.

and watch trucks slam into the downtown bridge

way better than nascar