Hot Takes

[SHANNYPLAN]

1. Arizona Makes the Playoffs
2. Dahlin does not live up to the hype
3. Tavares signs in Toronto cuz and takes a hometown discount
4. Lou Lamoriello signed in NY to speed up his sons career
5. Mark Hunter doesn’t have an NHL job this season
6. Vegas looks average

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[Slap]

Ban this meme word.

 

[LeonDraisaitl]

Ban slap

 

[rent free]

edmonton wins the divison
montreal wins the division
ottawa makes the playoffs
toronto finishes as a wild card team
the atlantic division sends 5 teams to the playoffs

 

[WarriorOfGandhi]

all Canadian franchises are moved to Mexico and hockey enters its Golden Age

 

[Painful Quandary]

Eugene Melnyk is visited by 3 ghosts on Christmas Eve, he remains a terrible owner none the less.

 

[Cup or Bust]

Ban this meme word.

Can we add "salty" and "narrative" as well to annoying over used buzzwords people cling to.

 

[Hockeyholic]

1. Pittsburgh & Toronto miss the postseason.

2. Marchand scores 90 points.

 

[PunkRockLocke]

Erik Karlsson wins the Conn Smythe as a Golden Knight.

Toronto misses the playoffs.

Canucks win the 2019 draft lottery

 

[Slap]

Ban slap

Ur supposed to be muh brother in arms oil friend.

 

[EhlersChin]

Jesse Pulju in technically his 3rd season but let's call it his 2nd season breaks out like Stamkos did for 50+g and 90+ points.

Laine, after his off season w Ratatula which involves no skating at all (hes goin for the leg gainz) pots 84g and 175pts while dragging 55 and company to the Thrashers/Jets 1st cup. You heard it here first.

 

[Brobust]

Disagree with 3. I don't think JT is coming to Toronto or going anywhere other than the Islanders.

Morgan Rielly gets traded
Philadelphia wins the President's trophy
Montreal makes the playoffs
Whoever trades for Dougie Hamilton regrets it badly.

 

[Lovedemfanboys]

Jesse Pulju in technically his 3rd season but let's call it his 2nd season breaks out like Stamkos did for 50+g and 90+ points.

Laine, after his off season w Ratatula which involves no skating at all (hes goin for the leg gainz) pots 84g and 175pts while dragging 55 and company to the Thrashers/Jets 1st cup. You heard it here first.

Why are you obsessed with slandering Finnish players?

 

[JetsHomer]

Ovechkin has had a better career than Crosby.

If McDavid wins the Ted Lindsay for the 2017-2018 season he is a Hall of Fame lock

Matthews is not a top 10 C, let alone player

 

[Aladyyn]

The team that trades for Ryan O'Reilly makes the finals.