OT: Hilarious Pastrnak ad for Dunkin

DarrenBanks56

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marchy has a hilarious ad as a zamboni driver. wearing a luigi mustache. just saw it on instagram.
 
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Bumper

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He is much smoother than most hockey players who do the MONOTONE CARD READING whenever a camera is on them.
that new one is also poorly timed, torturously monotone, clunky. acting is not what Bruins excel at. "hey, ref, I understand the meaning of my line, so I am a step ahead of most bad sport-star commercial actors, but my contract says three takes, so pick one of these where I seem to be on ketamine." yay?
 

GloryDaze4877

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that new one is also poorly timed, torturously monotone, clunky. acting is not what Bruins excel at. "hey, ref, I understand the meaning of my line, so I am a step ahead of most bad sport-star commercial actors, but my contract says three takes, so pick one of these where I seem to be on ketamine." yay?

This went right over my head.

Maybe you can explain it to me with your homemade advanced stats system?...
 

Donnie Shulzhoffer

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that new one is also poorly timed, torturously monotone, clunky. acting is not what Bruins excel at. "hey, ref, I understand the meaning of my line, so I am a step ahead of most bad sport-star commercial actors, but my contract says three takes, so pick one of these where I seem to be on ketamine." yay?
I suggest more hobbies in your life if this is your reaction to an athlete in a harmless fun commercial
 

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