HFWF EXCLUSIVE
Mauro: I'm being told
@ColePens is about the be interviewed backstage. Let's take it to Kathy Kelly.
Kathy: Thank you for joining us. I know you are in the middle of another philanthropic crusade this evening. Can you tell us about the latest happenings with the NEW PWC?
Cole: Sure thing Kelly...Hey, what the?
{Out of nowhere
@Scandale du Jour and
@KIRK interrupt the interview}
Scandale: Bonjourrrrr, Rich Man...
Cole: You're gonna die! Oh fu.......
{Before he can finish
@UnrealMachine jumps Cole from behind and all 3 members of the NEW PWC begin stomping on Cole as he struggles to get to his feet. The beating continues and Cole can barely stand on his feet while Scandale and Kirk hold his arms behind his head. Suddenly UM opens up his recyclable bag and pulls out
A BRICK!}
Mauro: Oh god noooooo! Someone get in there!
{Without hesitation
UM SMASHES THE BRICK INTO COLE'S HEAD to a sickening thud,and Cole falls flat on his face like a 1993 Kevin Stevens. He is unconscious and not moving.}
Mauro: DAMMIT! Oh my god! How can you do this to another human being?!?
{Off camera we hear a can shaking and when the camera cuts back UM is tearing off Cole's extra medium shirt. Scandale then grabs the can and starts
SPRAY PAINTING COLE'S BACK. After several moments the NEW PWC backs off and we are shown what he has painted onto Cole's body:
Mauro: Folks, this is absolutely disgusting. We at HFWF would never condone this kind of thinking and this form of expression. I sincerely apologize to any viewers that were offended. And if you were not offended, well, quite frankly you should be!
{The camera cuts back one last time to see Kirk drape a blue Winter Classic Penguins jersey over Cole's defaced, lifeless body.}