HFWF OT XX: The OT Thread

[Disclose]

I forced a bot to read over 1,000 posts of HFW and then asked it to write a HFW post of its own. Here is the result:

"I've been not posting in here, because Cor's name is in the title.

@ColePens is Bill Murray's character in Stripes. He can barely do 10 pushups. His knees creak and crack like my 80 old year grandma Irene's knees.

A NJ high school wrestling ref was suspended for 2 years for forcing a wrestler to cut his dreadlocks off. "

 

[M.C.G. 31]

I forced a bot to read over 1,000 posts of HFW and then asked it to write a HFW post of its own. Here is the result:

"I've been not posting in here, because Cor's name is in the title.

@ColePens is Bill Murray's character in Stripes. He can barely do 10 pushups. His knees creak and crack like my 80 old year grandma Irene's knees.

A NJ high school wrestling ref was suspended for 2 years for forcing a wrestler to cut his dreadlocks off. "

Bro, this is the most coherent thing you’ve ever posted - be it here, or [REDACTED]

 

[Disclose]

well duh. it was a bot....

*hires WringleyBot to type for me*

 

[ColePens]

Anyone who follows my IG knows that the fall of HFWF has only made me train even harder for the next rendition. Sure, @ColePens likes to post fitness-LOOKING things here & there, but you never see him doing any actual reps (wonder why?). Just know that when the PWC ultimately gets back together, I'll be the one calling the shots this time! {drops phone}

Listen.... dis mother f***er is deceptively strong. But my selfie will always "look" better.

 

[UnrealMachine]

Listen.... dis mother ****er is deceptively strong. But my selfie will always "look" better.

That's because you have those stupid sexy glasses. Take 'em off and we can have a flex-off to see who is gonna lead the PWC in the next HFWF multiverse.

 

[Disclose]

That's because you have those stupid sexy glasses. Take 'em off and we can have a flex-off to see who is gonna lead the PWC in the next HFWF multiverse.

to be fair @ColePens can fight.
you couldnt deal with me, even changing the script.
#2-0

 

[les Habs]

Not sure where to post this. I'm assuming everyone has seen these. I found them quite fascinating.



Anyone know any good ones to look out for?

 

[Disclose]

yeah i like their show.
total fans of wrestling... and toys these two.

 

[The Gongshow]

Oof. See yah AB

 

[Disclose]

surprise return. special song;

 

[Kimi]

The Angels closer, Hansel Robles, has been using it all season when he enters games.

 

[Say Hey Kid]

Is anyone in this forum not going to Downton Abbey this weekend?

 

[Disclose]

im in a military jail, somewhere in Nevada.

 

[Disclose]

The Angels closer, Hansel Robles, has been using it all season when he enters games.

i guess this confirms Taker's broke and hes even selling the rights of his song to MLB players..... smh

 

[SeidoN]

im in a military jail, somewhere in Nevada.

maybe Wrigley can hack into Area 51 and get you out

 

[Disclose]

maybe Wrigley can hack into Area 51 and get you out

oh i can leave whenever i want. just chilling here with my alien friend... who just murdered the entire place. :-/

best sex ever. tho.... and i dont wanna be killed so not taking any chances. im taking my time, we're cuddling.

 

[SeidoN]

oh i can leave whenever i want. just chilling here with my alien friend... who just murdered the entire place. :-/

best sex ever. tho.... and i dont wanna be killed so not taking any chances. im taking my time, we're cuddling.

whose side will you be on when WrigleyNet mobilizes against the aliens

 

[M.C.G. 31]

I’m in @ColePens shoe closet, sorry bot

 

[Disclose]

my boy @M.C.G. 31 finally ready to come out of the closet. now that he sees me happy in a new relationship with an Alien.... YOU HAD YOUR CHANCE!

 

[Disclose]

whose side will you be on when WrigleyNet mobilizes against the aliens

Aliens. until i sleep with one of them robots.

 

[M.C.G. 31]

my boy @M.C.G. 31 finally ready to come out of the closet. now that he sees me happy in a new relationship with an Alien.... YOU HAD YOUR CHANCE!

You wish.

 

[M.C.G. 31]

@ColePens is on a date rn I can take his shoes

 

[Cor]

surprise return. special song;

More baseball players should use wrestling themes.

Imagine one using the U/E’s song, and doing the boom as they get to the plate

 

[ColePens]

@ColePens is on a date rn I can take his shoes

Don't f***ing touch my shoes. I want to get my collection down to about only 66 pairs. But i keep buying more.

 

[M.C.G. 31]

Don't ****ing touch my shoes. I want to get my collection down to about only 66 pairs. But i keep buying more.

@Cor will pee in them