HF makes a hockey game.

[YippieKaey]

Just out of curiosity, can someone actually buy the NHL? And if so, could they fire owners/move teams (since they own the NHL)? I know the league has owners who run the NHL, but can someone buy it?

I guess with enough money anyone can buy anything. I mean proper slavery still exists in the world so....

 

[teravaineSAROS]

A young handicapped fan goes into cardiac arrest. Gary Bettman leaps from the press box, lands next to him Marvel hero style, performs CPR, cures him of his original illness, and sets up a lifetime million-dollar-per-year fund for his minimum wage-earning single-parent family.

Bettman is still booed.

Paul Marner enters the arena and now holds Bettman in a rear naked choke as he demands a withdrawal of said fund so he can instead use that to compensate for the money Mitch lost during the outbreak.

Bettman somehow escapes the choke, question mark kicks Paul in the face while ripping his shirt off letting out a feral roar akin to a lioness on heat.

Everybody boos for some reason.

 

[Pongs21]

Snoop Dog's now colour commentating - only 3 people are happy about it

 

[WADEugottaBELAKthat]

Play resumes. The Leafs gain possession. They cycle the puck for 23 seconds.

 

[cowboy82nd]

Play resumes. The Leafs gain possession. They cycle the puck for 23 seconds.

I have a question ... How are the Leafs playing when the original game was Boston vs Buffalo? I know Eichel and McDavid were traded but not the teams.

 

[Crow]

Redacted.

 

[WADEugottaBELAKthat]

I have a question ... How are the Leafs playing when the original game was Boston vs Buffalo? I know Eichel and McDavid were traded but not the teams.

You got me. ADHD. Let's go with Buffalo.

 

[NyQuil]

Marner takes a mighty shot, misses high and wide and breaks the glass.

10 minutes go by as the rink crew attempts to replace the glass.

While doing so, that pane of glass falls to the ice and also breaks.

The crew immediately fall to their knees and start picking up broken glass.

The area music changes to the "Benny Hill" theme as another group of rink crew folks slip around on the ice carrying yet another comically large piece of glass, somehow being chased by a British police officer, a vicar, and a group of women in stockings and suspenders.

 

[SUX2BU]

Eichel appears in a leaf uniform
Asks to be traded

 

[TheDawnOfANewTage]

Sabres game already ended I thought- the Leafs-Oilers game is on. 3-2 with 5 left in the the third last I checked.

f***in HF, makin my thread ridiculous..








Matthews hits McDavid with a folding chair. McD heals like a Terminator.

 

[96]

McDavid scores the EN goal to give Toronto a 4-2 lead with 1.3 seconds remaining. Time expires as the Oilers go back to Edmonton without 2 points, and without their captain.

Leafs fly into Edmonton for the home/home... McDavid is presented with a 17 second video tribute, and is met at center ice by Wayne Gretzky... Wayne extends his hand out towards Connor, with a warm smile. Thats when McDavid completely loses his mind, kicking the Great One in the stomach, then giving him a Stone Cold Stunner at center ice.

McDavid proceeds to give the double barrels to all his former fans in Edmonton, they cannot believe his true nature. He places his skate on Wayne's chest, cementing himself as "King of the NHL".

 

[Weztex]

I have a question ... How are the Leafs playing when the original game was Boston vs Buffalo? I know Eichel and McDavid were traded but not the teams.

We're on HFBoards. They're wasn't enough Leafs in the OP.


NHL not happy about McDavid kicking Wayne down. Parros is reviewing the play. Verdict : Kassian suspended 2 games.

 

[HaNotsri]

Bettman announces Toronto Maple Leafs has been relocated to Quebec due to derailing a thread about the glorious Buffalo vs Boston game.
In the meantime Eichel is promoted to visual merchandiser at Walmart.

 

[SUX2BU]

Leaf fans self combust
Eichel requests trade to Walgreens

 

[Wiggleboom]

As revenge for years of forcing the Canucks to start games against the Leafs at 4:00 pm local time, the Leafs are forced to immediately fly to Vancouver to play the Canucks starting at 1:00 am local time. Canucks fans plan a post-game riot to celebrate what they think will be an easy win.

 

[Ceremony]

Plus I forgot, what happened to Eichel?

He was traded to the Yukon Walleye in exchange for three sheep and a snow shovel.

 

[Jot]

So.... lets continue the story.

As Toronto has been relocated at the start of the game. Refs Allow Leafs to take a 5 minute break.

Game resumes as entire organization changes logo and jerseys to the Quebec Leafs w/ Mcdavid as Captain.

Puck Drops, Mcdavid wins faceoff against Horvat.
Horvat Punches Mcdavid in the face immediately.
2 Minute Penalty to Mcdavid for not being able to take a punch.

Canucks Powerplay ensues.

Play about to start when Spontaneously Phil Kessel Appears on Center Ice with what appears to be a magic Hotdog.

What will happen next ?!

EDIT: it was Tor vs Nucks not Flyers.

 

[cowboy82nd]

He was traded to the Yukon Walleye in exchange for three sheep and a snow shovel.

WOW!!!! What an overpayment!!!

 

[Iapyi]

Game is suspended and the entirety of individuals involved in the ill fated and inane attempt to relocate the Maple Leafs are suspended for life from anything to do with the sport of hockey.

The team is originated back to their original home and an unalterable decree is ordained that no such nonsense is ever attempted again for the team.

Further, anyone who even thinks about trying this type of nefarious manipulation with the team are rendered inoperable to any source of technology so as to eliminate their odorous manipulation, this includes HF posters.

[this inclusion of the internet hockey forum within the legalize of the NHL makes numerous members of the forum to think they are now a part of the big league even though many of them can't even skate]

In addition every poster on HF who efforts to subvert the glorious Maple Leaf organization are obligated to soak their keyboard device in maple syrup and to wear a rainbow themed bunny suit when they sign onto the forum.

Once the paperwork is officiallized the game is re-started and the wonderful Maple Leafs jump into an early 26 - 0 lead.

 

[TheOtherOne]

A player skates within 6 feet of the goal crease and Mike Smith collapses. His wife says "dammit Mike, you're in our living room watching the game on TV, there's no point in diving right now."

Ashamed, he saunters toward the kitchen in search of snacks.

 

[SUX2BU]

So.... lets continue the story.

As Toronto has been relocated at the start of the game. Refs Allow Leafs to take a 5 minute break.

Game resumes as entire organization changes logo and jerseys to the Quebec Leafs w/ Mcdavid as Captain.

Puck Drops, Mcdavid wins faceoff against Giroux.
Giroux Punches Mcdavid in the face immediately.
2 Minute Penalty to Mcdavid for not being able to take a punch.

Flyers Powerplay ensues.

Play about to start when Spontaneously Phil Kessel Appears on Center Ice with what appears to be a magic Hotdog.

What will happen next ?!

when did the Canucks pick up Giroux ?

 

[Jot]

when did the Canucks pick up Giroux ?

oops. fixed it now

 

[Jot]

Game is suspended and the entirety of individuals involved in the ill fated and inane attempt to relocate the Maple Leafs are suspended for life from anything to do with the sport of hockey.

The team is originated back to their original home and an unalterable decree is ordained that no such nonsense is ever attempted again for the team.

Further, anyone who even thinks about trying this type of nefarious manipulation with the team are rendered inoperable to any source of technology so as to eliminate their odorous manipulation, this includes HF posters.

[this inclusion of the internet hockey forum within the legalize of the NHL makes numerous members of the forum to think they are now a part of the big league even though many of them can't even skate]

In addition every poster on HF who efforts to subvert the glorious Maple Leaf organization are obligated to soak their keyboard device in maple syrup and to wear a rainbow themed bunny suit when they sign onto the forum.

Once the paperwork is officiallized the game is re-started and the wonderful Maple Leafs jump into an early 26 - 0 lead.

Game Finishes with Final Score 27-26 Shootout win for Leafs.

Phil Kessel was still standing in center ice the whole time with his Magic Hotdog.

Phil Kessel begins to eat the hotdog. Upon his final bite, he makes a wish.

"I wish i could have another chance to change the destiny of 2012-2013 playoffs, please bring me back to Game 7 while leading 4-1 with 10 minutes to go against Bruins"

Final Score 7-4 Bruins.

 

[TheDawnOfANewTage]

Game Finishes with Final Score 27-26 Shootout win for Leafs.

Phil Kessel was still standing in center ice the whole time with his Magic Hotdog.

Phil Kessel begins to eat the hotdog. Upon his final bite, he makes a wish.

"I wish i could have another chance to change the destiny of 2012-2013 playoffs, please bring me back to Game 7 while leading 4-1 with 10 minutes to go against Bruins"

Final Score 7-4 Bruins.

Alright, so Leafs won 27-26 and Phil Kessel has time travelled to the past. New game? Someone pick the teams.

 

[TheOtherOne]

Gary Bettman announces new interference rule change: anytime any 2 players come within 6 feet of each other, both players are ejected from the game.