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TheDawnOfANewTage

Dahlin, it’ll all be fine
Dec 17, 2018
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We’re all bored, right? Cool, let’s make a hockey game happen.

Posters post invented updates. That’s it. It can be real standard (goals, penalties) or you can get creative (gritty hits the ice). The only rule is ya gotta follow previous posts- if the game is 3-2 and Marchand has a 5 minute major for licking the ref, well, that’s the situation, next poster keeps that in mind.

We’ll go Sabres-Bruins. Eichel wins the opening draw.

ps- unrealistic in-game trades are not only allowed, they’re encouraged, as is wacky shenanigans and/or hijinx of any kind.
 

Fandlauer

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Apr 23, 2013
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Ottawa unless it becomes a disaster
As Eichel returns to the game he accidentally falls into Carter Hutton causing the goaltender to fall resulting in a concussion. Noticing the commotion, Linus Ullmark skates to the bench haphazardly and tears his ACL. This leaves the Buffalo Sabres with one option, their emergency goaltender, Fitz McGregor, a 83 year old one armed carney from Schenectady NY.
 

TheDawnOfANewTage

Dahlin, it’ll all be fine
Dec 17, 2018
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Play resumes. Eichel dekes out 5 Bruins and a goalie, passes to Skinner who whiffs. Luckily Vesey is there to make it 1-1. 5 minutes left in a wild first period.
 

Dion TheFluff

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Jun 22, 2015
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start of the 2nd: Bruins come out and score 3 unanswered goals from Pastrnak, Bergeron and Debrusk using the flying V formation in the 1st 76 seconds of the period.
... Eichel demands a trade
 

Dr Quincy

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Jun 19, 2005
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During a faceoff, Kim Pegula comes down from the owner's box, fires Ralph Krueger and appoints herself assistant coach to Jack Eichel.
 
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m0pe

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Feb 24, 2020
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Marchand just got kicked out for coughing on people.
start of the 2nd: Bruins come out and score 3 unanswered goals from Pastrnak, Bergeron and Debrusk using the flying V formation in the 1st 76 seconds of the period.
... Eichel demands a trade
For the 3rd time?

3rd time is the charm.

Eichel is traded to his hometown Bruins mid-game.

He immediately switches jerseys and takes Marchand's spot on the top line.

Finally free, he proceeds to score a natural hat trick.

The rout is on. 7-1.
 

Dynamite Time

Where Is My Mind?
Jan 23, 2018
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Doc and Marty McFly pop in from the future with a vaccine for Covid-19 as the game wraps up 7-1.

The Oilers and Leafs meet with McDavid and Matthews at opening faceoff.
 
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