Gritty Accused of Punching 13 Year Old (UPD: No Criminal Charges to be Pursued)

[RageQuit77]

Gritty! Forget the code of honor coming from melee fights and just collect them all at once! Just snipe them all!

You have a motive, you have the opportunity, and you have the means!

 

[Lempo]

This makes me like Gritty even more than before, which I didn't know was possible.

If I caught Gritty in bed with my wife, I'd knock her off the bed and stay with Gritty.

So technically you would catch your wife in bed with Gritty and not the other way around.

 

[Off Sides]

That's the guy from that gold rush show. Tony Beets

 

[Fig]

So technically you would catch your wife in bed with Gritty and not the other way around.

So the wife was on the bed and the bed was under Gritty and the bed was on the floor... so Gritty just so happened to be there like orange on a cheddar cheese cheeseburger or something?

 

[yubbers]

I'm bad at gifs

 

[yubbers]

still bad

 

[sigma six]

This entire thread has restored my faith in humanity. Thank you Gritty for bringing us all together like this.

 

[Emerica]

The King Baby will terrorize nobody any more, as the Baby Cakes moved to Wichita this year*, but we still have the matter of this unfortunate avian atrocity in N'awlins.

*The team went back to their nutria mascot, Boudreaux, shortly after, but you can't put the genie back in the bottle.

He's not that bad compared to the one they rolled out first.

 

[Amorgus]

He's not that bad compared to the one they rolled out first.

Not if they were called the New Orleans Uteral Prolaspes.

 

[Ziggy Stardust]

Hunter is a sexual predator.

 

[ponder]

In Greenwell’s telling, Brandon playfully patted the mascot on the head after the photo was taken. As Brandon walked away, Gritty got out of his chair, “took a running start," and “punched my son as hard as he could," Greenwell said Wednesday.

This seems ... unlikely. And, if we take the Flyers at their word, there are no witnesses supporting this story, other than the dad and his son.

Wouldn’t be surprised if there’s a shred of truth in this. Like maybe the kid smacked Gritty on the head, and Gritty responded with a too-aggressive smack on the back, that maybe even left a bruise. But him delivering a running punch to the kid for no reason, I strongly doubt that.

 

[JohnCarlsaurus]

I'm bad at gifs

 

[barabas21]

I'm bad at gifs

You sir win the internet

 

[yubbers]

You sir win the internet

hahaha :p sans head fly away. I'm learnding.

 

[9GWG9]

Gritty see, Gritty do........

I knew he was off as soon as I saw him.

 

[Spartachat]

If it's true, why didn't the father tear Gritty's head off and kick the **** out of the guy in the suit? What kind of father lets a goofy mascot beat up his kid in front of him?

Because Gritty is not a guy in a suit.

 

[belair]

If there is a higher power there will be video evidence and it will be glorious footage of a giant mascot whaling on a helpless child.

 

[TheAngryHank]

If there is a higher power there will be video evidence and it will be glorious footage of a giant mascot whaling on a helpless child.

Sounds like a ppv event

 

[ArchAngel55]

This seems ... unlikely. And, if we take the Flyers at their word, there are no witnesses supporting this story, other than the dad and his son.

Wouldn’t be surprised if there’s a shred of truth in this. Like maybe the kid smacked Gritty on the head, and Gritty responded with a too-aggressive smack on the back, that maybe even left a bruise. But him delivering a running punch to the kid for no reason, I strongly doubt that.

The Dad posted photos afterwards of all of them smiling and having a good time. A month later he sues. Screams $ grab.

 

[AnInjuredJasonZucker]

If there is a higher power there will be video evidence and it will be glorious footage of a giant mascot whaling on a helpless child.

You're in luck:

 

[Morbo]

Sounds like a ppv event

I'd tune in.

damn worthless kids.

 

[PuckThumper11]

I proudly stand by Gritty on this and all future attacks.

 

[member 298589]

I hope Gritty beats the shit out of the kid's dad.

 

[Choralone]

If there is a higher power there will be video evidence and it will be glorious footage of a giant mascot whaling on a helpless child.

Until that day, let this sate your appetite:

 

[yubbers]

Last one I promise