Why? Just, why? Enjoy the Badgers and call it a game.
I kid. Excellent choice, of course. Particularly if you want a nice character-building (since 1994) exercise. Spot on, in fact.
This is a team for people who like being beaten about the head and neck with a wet sock filled with leaden foolishness. We’ve sat and rooted for a donkey to win the derby for 9 years, only to watch that jackass depart to bluer pastures.
We are, however, in the first year of having a coach in - oh - almost 20 years. Most of us are just happy that part of the equation has been rectified. Others want more.
Maybe you were the missing piece.
Regardless, I feel like a bad guardian angel here - being around since the pen and paper days - but you’ll fit in with the rest of the group if you debate mercilessly, hate the Rags, now hate the Laffs, and love the idea of one for the thumb.