GDT: GM#11 LA Kings vs New York Rangers @12:30pm 10/28/18- Half Assed GDT Version!

[Dooney]

I thought the whole rant was an indicator that he was coked up out of his mind. Someone screen shot that classic as it will probably disappear shortly.

I saved it lol

 

[Reaper45]

Is no name in this thread because this seems like a no name thread from back in the day.

 

[The Gabe Blade]

It was a hot summer day and I was in my workout room benching 1200 pounds. My abs were flexing and girls within a 10 mile radius were getting wet. Once I was done with my daily 32 hour workout I called one of the *****es I know, Jessica. She is really damn hot and looks like a supermodel. SO I got into my Lamborghini Gallardo and reved it up to 40,000 RPM (this is an Italian import with special engine system). I got onto the freeway near my house and threw it into 8th gear, I hit about 600 mph and I could hear the sonic boom as I broke the sound barrier. As I was flooring it on the freeway like a badass, Jessica called me and said she wanted me to **** her. So be it.

I came to a full stop from 700 mph in front of her house. These Ferrari?s have top notch brakes, you know. So she gets out of the house and walks up to my Bugatti and starts eyeballing my dick. I could tell she was staring at it because when I looked at her I noticed she was looking at my dick. Booya.

Flash forward 10 minutes later. My 30 inch dick is going inside of her VAGINA, hitting them walls. I?m holding her entire body up with my left pinky as I?m ****ing her and she has 30,000 orgasms. She looks me in the eyes and she says ?harder.? V-TEC just kicked in, yo. I blow my load so hard she falls off my dick. There had to have been about two pints of *** everywhere. People say I *** like a pornstar, I wouldn?t disagree with them.

I throw her a towel so she can clean herself up then I do a triple backflip into my Maserati and drive home

3/10

 

[tny760]

3/10

can't even get a 5/7? tough crowd

 

[Reaper45]

can't even get a 5/7? tough crowd

3.5/6.

 

[lumbergh]

can't even get a 5/7? tough crowd

It was so good I had to read it twice. Blew my load both times. Best post this whole thread.

 

[tny760]

It was so good I had to read it twice. Blew my load both times. Best post this whole thread.

3.5/6.

i'll take it

 

[The Tikkanen]

I feel like HF is ready to organize a Kings pickup hockey game based on the last couple of pages I've read.

 

[Reaper45]

i'll take it

That's what she said.