GDT: Valentine's Day 2019

[Hammettf2b]

i want @Hammettf2b to be my valentine

Sorry, already taken by @Oogie Boogie

 

[SlickShot]

Isn't it great to be single on a day like today?

 

[H3ckt1k]

Sorry, already taken by @Oogie Boogie

What

 

[SlickShot]

What

Oh noes.

 

[Jiminy Cricket]

I Rember 1 time I was @ Wendable Wendable`s w/ 1 of my Side Peece`s `n` I got Cought in the Ac`t. My Wive Nearly Beet me 2 Death, But Jame`s Gotta Eat.

 

[Jiminy Cricket]

I Rember 1 time Back in 1999 wen my Wive `n` I Fir`s`t met `n` she`d Already Fallen in Like with me, She Said Jame`s, Give me an Hug. `n` I Said No Way Babe. I`m too Swole, I`d Liderally snap u in Halve. Let`s just Lick Each other`s Feet i`n`s`tea`d. So we Lick`d `n` we Lick`d `n` we Lick`d `n` we Lick`d `n` we Lick`d `n` we Lick`d `n` we Lick`d `n` we Lick`d `n` we Lick`d `n` we Lick`d `n` we Lick`d `n` we Lick`d `n` we Lick`d `n` we Lick`d `n` we Lick`d `n` we Lick`d `n` every1 in McDonald`s® was Starin`g.

 

[Jiminy Cricket]

I Rember a few year`s ago I was d8ing 1 of my Side Girlfriend`s `n` I said Hey Babe, Let`s go back 2 My place for some Internet Flick`s `n` Relaxation. `n` so we Wen`t back 2 my AnPartment and Literally "Chill`d" on the Cowch for several Hour`s watchin`g some Internet Flick`s. We Watch`d`d ruffly 7 Episode`s of the Office as well as an One (1) Filmography. AfterWord`s we Exchange`d a Brieve Hand`Shake `n` Part`d our Seperate Way`s.

Happy ValenTime`s Day.

 

[John Price]

yeah