GDT: game fifty six...existential doom edition

[Pokecheque]

nothing

nothing matters anymore
















































we are nothing but the farts of dying stars...pushed through the clenched anus of time

and soon we shall be nuclear fart dust again

what does it matter?






































they happen to be playing a team known as the maple leafs, but why should you care?

time: a flat circle
place: oh who the f*** cares. f*** you.










keys to the game:

• prepare for the oncoming, inexorable tides of entropy
• look to the heavens and weep...for there is no God
• do not make the inevitable onslaught as this universe continues to dissolve into nothingness that much more painful by going into overtime

lineups



















































...but do you really care? do you?












































ok...fine. here they are:

landeskog - mackinnon - rantanen
kerfoot - compher - jost
nieto - soderberg - calvert
sisyphus - dries - andri-no really...what does it matter?

defense is but a random, jumbled puzzle of various bodies, turning and twisting into new and increasingly curious shapes...

and goaltending. what is goaltending, really? it is but an extension of ourselves risen from the primordial ooze, standing firm against a doomed finality, and yet we look on, looking for a save that may never, ever come...especially if f***ing g*ddamn Phil with Two P's plays in net.

























































so tell me, how sick are you of scrolling?


































no really...how much?















































bet you thought you'd never stop, didja?








sorry, gotta keep going.





























just a little further...






































and now here are the leafs:

children's book author - big paycheque - bigger paycheque
hockey's favorite dad - biggest paycheque - medium paycheque
brown - kadri - sat for nearly half the season for a paycheque
lindholm - THE GOAT - where's MY paycheque

the king - the rielly
no paycheque - wish we could get rid of your paycheque
spent my paycheque on corn rows and speedos - somehow still getting a paycheque

actual goaltender
actual backup goaltender

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[The Merchant]

 

[Tatre]

I don't even go here, but I'm saving this gdt

 

[Grigowski]

Brilliant!....Just brilliant!

 

[forsbergavs32]

I think I may have a thumb injury after all that scrolling

 

[Raucherhusten]

Yeah .........................

 

[missionAvs]

So a W is a win but a loss is a W in the long term? Full tank mode school of thought now.

 

[UncleRisto]

So a W is a win but a loss is a W in the long term? Full tank mode school of thought now.

I'm not down for another horrible tanked season. Start winning you losers.

 

[Avs]

I hate this GDT. Only because it is so incredibly perfect.

 

[Avs71]

Tonight starts the march back into the playoffs. Rantanen is also going to show Matthews what an 11+ million dollar player really looks like.

 

[Makkeli]

Rantanen is going to have a huge week, because I reverse-jinxed this and benched him in Fantasy. So hattrick incoming against Leafs. And still we are losing this 5-3.

 

[jvcjdudu jcycyxjene]

We're all going to die someday, most of us long before we ever win another cup.

 

[Bubba Thudd]

We're all going to die someday, most of us long before we ever win another cup.

baloney.
They will win a few more, at least, before I take the dirt nap.

 

[AvsFan29]

This is beautiful

 

[jvcjdudu jcycyxjene]

baloney.
They will win a few more, at least, before I take the dirt nap.

Ask Leaf fans from 1968 how that worked out for them.

 

[cgf]

I don't even go here, but I'm saving this gdt

will always like for cheburashka

 

[cgf]

We're all going to die someday, most of us long before we ever win another cup.

When I started reading this post, I assumed it would end:

We're all going to die someday, most of us long before we ever finish scrolling through the OP

 

[Bubba Thudd]

Ask Leaf fans from 1968 how that worked out for them.

I am a Minnesota Vikings fan.
I've watched them lose 4 Superbowls.
They will win the year after I die.

But the Avalanche will win a few more in my lifetime.

 

[RoyIsALegend]

I mean, if anything, we return to some familiarity of the lines that we were winning games with...

Landeskog - MacKinnon - Rantanen
Kerfoot - Compher - Jost
Nieto - Soderberg - Calvert
Whatever

We know 9296 can get it done. NCAA line have shown brief glimpses of hope. Cyclops with the LBN and Calvy seem to work. Greer will run around trying to hit people while Dries and Andrighetto do nothing, maybe they can just keep the bench warm.

Are we really getting f***ing Grubauer in goal again?

 

[ArWKo]

At the game tonight. Decent luck when attending this season, 2 losses vs 6 wins .

 

[Ararana]

I don't know who I'm more dissapointed in, the Avs or the western conference because we're still only four points out of the playoffs.

 

[tom leafers]

Jesus, i came here to look at your lineup, not have an existential crisis

 

[Ararana]

Jesus, i came here to look at your lineup, not have an existential crisis

Welcome to the capital of bi-polar nation.

 

[the_fan]

Getting ready for Avs hockey..

 

[AvsFan29]

Are we really getting ****ing Grubauer in goal again?

I'd prefer Varly after his last 2 starts, but he's due for his yearly groin explosion, so giving Grubauer the start might be for the best.

Plus if he can get back on track, it will be a big plus.