GDT: Game #57 | Penguins vs. Red Wings

[Sideline]

@Randy Butternubs, where's @ColePens? Horny has a hatty, and he's not posting . . .

Arrested for indecent exposure. Horny has that effect on him.

 

[CheckingLineCenter]

Would add a forward before a D. I don’t even think we need a depth defender. Maybe a if you wanted a Streit like add to be the 9D, but Riikola and Ruh are fine depth imo.

 

[KIRK]

1st line hemmed in zone all shift by horrible break out pass by Letang.

I know. As I keep telling @Scandale du Jour, the only question at this point is whether Letang should be traded or euthanized.

 

[Ugene Magic]

At the game.

With his Dad.

 

[pushnpray]

I think i read somewhere that Horny wanted 27 to start his carrer with the pens. But it was taken so he just flipped it. Maybe the jersey is onto something

 

[Speaking Moistly]

I hate to break this to you, but JR thinks as highly of ZAR as Sullivan.

I know, it’s why he’s actually a somewhat worrying problem instead of just a “warm” body on the ice. They’re both into the living embodiment of a bump on a log.

 

[CheckingLineCenter]

@SouthGeorge

What would you say to Kris if you met him? I’m actually very curious

 

[Scandale du Jour]

I know. As I keep telling @Scandale du Jour, the only question at this point is whether Letang should be traded or euthanized.

Leave Krissy alone

 

[Andy99]

man, McCann and G are snake bitten..

 

[KIRK]

Amazing what's possible with McCann when he disavows his inner Tyler Kennedy.

 

[KIRK]

man, McCann and G are snake bitten..

Well, fortunately they're with Rust, who's . . . (checks notes) . . . I've got nothing.

 

[madinsomniac]

I think i read somewhere that Horny wanted 27 to start his carrer with the pens. But it was taken so he just flipped it. Maybe the jersey is onto something

I mean it could be worse... it could have been a 72 jersey with ZAR’s name on it... then Cole would be going to prison for murder later today.....

 

[SouthGeorge]

@SouthGeorge

What would you say to Kris if you met him? I’m actually very curious

I'd ask him why he picked the wrong position as a kid and isn't a winger.

 

[vodeni]

bernier seems to be good

 

[Ignatius]

i feel bad for Hornqvist. He really should be playing with better linemates than that.

It looks like he has done just fine

 

[Zirakzigil]

Ooo! Letang hit the net!

 

[NMK11]

We need to start keeping track of how many times a player dives for a puck. I think Blueger would run away with that one.

 

[Gurglesons]

Zucker is hard as f*** playing with Sid right now.

 

[Speaking Moistly]

I mean it could be worse... it could have been a 72 jersey with ZAR’s name on it... then Cole would be going to prison for murder later today.....

Could he still mod from prison?

 

[Ugene Magic]

Moose...!

Good recovery Riik.

 

[KIRK]

Leave Krissy alone

The truth hurts.

(I added the sarcasm emoji because one person here won't get it)

 

[SouthGeorge]

Zucker is hard as **** playing with Sid right now.

Zucker or you??

 

[NMK11]

How can Riikola ever sit for Schultz or JJ? Or Ruh? Insane

 

[KIRK]

Hey @Scandale du Jour, speaking of Frenchies, mine has a tummy ache. Taking her out after the game. Can you handle PGT?

 

[Ugene Magic]

Moose...Close it out.