GDT: Game 55: Senators @ Avalanche (Government Edition)

[PowerMac]

Just move Rantanen to C the position he played when he was drafted. When we drafted him we still had Duchene and ROR but now we don't obviously and there's a big hole there, makes no sense to keep him at RW still when there's no need and he would have way more value at C.

 

[Chiarelli]

I don’t even notice compher most games

 

[JWK]

JTC the most overrated two way player this team has ever had. Don't know why fans think this dude is Bergeron lite defensively or something.

No one thinks this

 

[Gatorbait19]

I don’t even notice compher most games

You’ll just randomly hear “Compher tries to chip it up the boards but not out”

 

[RoyIsALegend]

Third pairing tonight for Ottawa is 68 year old Ron Hainsey paired with Cody “Giggity” Goloubef.

I don’t want to hear any excuses.

 

[Lemonlimey]

we are so hard on our players. its adorable

 

[Bubba Thudd]

we are so hard on our players. its adorable

teehee

He said "hard on"

teehee

 

[McMetal]

Third pairing tonight for Ottawa is 68 year old Ron Hainsey paired with Cody “Giggity” Goloubef.

I don’t want to hear any excuses.

Gobblebeef? Never thought I'd hear that name in an NHL lineup again. That guy shouldn't crack the lineup of the Dead Things.

 

[hooverdam]

Ghoul Beef? I haven't heard that name in years.

 

[Mooserton]

Say what you will about Michael Moore but when he isn't so busy proselytizing he's a brilliant satirist. Canadian Bacon is one of the funniest movies ever, especially when John Candy and his buddies go charging in trying to invade Canada singing songs they don't know the lyrics to

I haven't seen any of his recent work but his old stuff is good.

 

[Gatorbait19]

Gobblebeef? Never thought I'd hear that name in an NHL lineup again. That guy shouldn't crack the lineup of the Dead Things.

Is that actually his name or is it the name of the porno he’s starring in?

 

[Balthazar]

I don’t even notice compher most games

This. He stole Wilson's spot for the most unnoticeable forward on the Avs.

 

[Bubba Thudd]

Gobblebeef? Never thought I'd hear that name in an NHL lineup again. That guy shouldn't crack the lineup of the Dead Things.

"Gobblebeef"

Sounds like a good name for a raunchy whoor house.


EDIT: aw man, Gatorbait beat me to the joke...

 

[Bill Peckerskull]

"Gobblebeef"

Sounds like a good name for a raunchy whoor house.

Or WWE Superstar

 

[Bubba Thudd]

Or WWE Superstar

The Rock's daughter started WWE training.
She can use that name.

 

[avs1dacup]

I'm going to the game tonight so you're welcome in advance.

 

[Bill Peckerskull]

Could be worse...

Kobe Buffalomeat - Football - Illinois State University Athletics

 

[Bubba Thudd]

I'm going to the game tonight so you're welcome in advance.

Thanks?

 

[Gatorbait19]

The Rock's daughter started WWE training.
She can use that name.

I’ll settle for someone changing their handle on here to Gobblebeef. If Jost scores another Hatty tonight maybe we can convince @missionAvs to change his name to MissionGobblebeef.

 

[missionAvs]

I’ll settle for someone changing their handle on here to Gobblebeef. If Jost scores another Hatty tonight maybe we can convince @missionAvs to change his name to MissionGobblebeef.

I'd take that bet.

 

[McMetal]

Is that actually his name or is it the name of the porno he’s starring in?

"Gobblebeef and the Dead Things" sounds like a porno that would be illegal in 49 states.

 

[Bill Peckerskull]

"Gobblebeef and the Dead Things" sounds like a porno that would be illegal in 49 states.

Or a kickass punk metal band

 

[TheDangerBowen]

Could be worse...

Kobe Buffalomeat - Football - Illinois State University Athletics

Wow I remember this guy, thats an amazing name I would like this name it would be great!!

 

[Bubba Thudd]

"Gobblebeef and the Dead Things" sounds like a porno that would be illegal in 49 states.

Alaska being the exception?

Starring Sarah Palin?

 

[McMetal]

Alaska being the exception?

Starring Sarah Palin?

Alabama. It's always Alabama.