Welcome to Eden's Gate, a slice of Heaven on Earth, in Hope County, Montana.
Today, the Arizona Coyotes are tasked with a formidable opponent: the Buffalo Ritz Crackers, lead by Joseph Seed, alias Rasmus Dahlin.
Here he is, with his brother Jacob and his adopted sister Faith:
But he can be defeated. Cue the Junior Deputy, alias Dylan Strome:
The Junior Deputy is not alone. Joining him are Nick Rye, alias Clayton Keller, and Willis Huntley, alias Oliver Ekman-Larsson:
Together they face the Project at Eden's Gate. They must wrest control of Hope County away from the evil Buffalo Sabres.
Berserkers: Conor Sheary, Jack Eichel, Sam Reinhart
Brawlers: Jeff Skinner, Patrik Berglund, Kyle Okposo
Snipers: Johan Larsson, Casey Mittelstadt, Tage Thompson
Rocketeers: Zemgus Girgensons, Evan Rodrigues, Jason Pominville
Hunters: Marco Scandella, Rasmus Ristolainen
Flamers: Jake McCabe, Nathan Beaulieu, Casey Nelson
The Chosen: Rasmus Dahlin
Heralds: Carter Hutton, Linus Ullmark
Opposing these heretics: The Resistance.
Leaders: Dylan Strome, Clayton Keller, Oliver Ekman-Larsson
Guns for Hire: Richard Panik, Derek Stepan, Vince Hinostroza, Brendan Perlini, Christian Fischer, Michael Grabner, Brad Richardson, Nick Cousins, Mario Kempe
Fangs for Hire: Jason Demers, Kevin Connauton, Niklas Hjalmarsson, Alex Goligoski, Ilya Lyubushkin, Antti Raanta, Darcy Kuemper
The Sheriff: Lawson Crouse
Other Members: Alex Galchenyuk, Christian Dvorak, Jakob Chychrun, Jordan Oesterle, Josh Archibald
And I saw, behold it was a white horse... and Hell followed with him.
Random celebrity approval:
Jenessa Grant
If we lose, I'm blaming @ck26.
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