Welcome to Eden's Gate, a slice of Heaven on Earth, in Hope County, Montana. Today, the Arizona Coyotes are tasked with a formidable opponent: the Buffalo Ritz Crackers, lead by Joseph Seed, alias Rasmus Dahlin. Here he is, with his brother Jacob and his adopted sister Faith: But he can be defeated. Cue the Junior Deputy, alias Dylan Strome: The Junior Deputy is not alone. Joining him are Nick Rye, alias Clayton Keller, and Willis Huntley, alias Oliver Ekman-Larsson: Together they face the Project at Eden's Gate. They must wrest control of Hope County away from the evil Buffalo Sabres. Berserkers: Conor Sheary, Jack Eichel, Sam Reinhart Brawlers: Jeff Skinner, Patrik Berglund, Kyle Okposo Snipers: Johan Larsson, Casey Mittelstadt, Tage Thompson Rocketeers: Zemgus Girgensons, Evan Rodrigues, Jason Pominville Hunters: Marco Scandella, Rasmus Ristolainen Flamers: Jake McCabe, Nathan Beaulieu, Casey Nelson The Chosen: Rasmus Dahlin Heralds: Carter Hutton, Linus Ullmark Opposing these heretics: The Resistance. Leaders: Dylan Strome, Clayton Keller, Oliver Ekman-Larsson Guns for Hire: Richard Panik, Derek Stepan, Vince Hinostroza, Brendan Perlini, Christian Fischer, Michael Grabner, Brad Richardson, Nick Cousins, Mario Kempe Fangs for Hire: Jason Demers, Kevin Connauton, Niklas Hjalmarsson, Alex Goligoski, Ilya Lyubushkin, Antti Raanta, Darcy Kuemper The Sheriff: Lawson Crouse Other Members: Alex Galchenyuk, Christian Dvorak, Jakob Chychrun, Jordan Oesterle, Josh Archibald And I saw, behold it was a white horse... and Hell followed with him. Random celebrity approval: Jenessa Grant If we lose, I'm blaming @ck26.