GDT: Game 36: Los Angeles Edwards @ Phoenix Jacobs | 4-2-13 | 7PM MST | FS Arizona Plus

[Summer Rose]

Top 10 reasons to be Team Jacob:

10. He's a WILF! So delicious.
9. He's almost always guaranteed to be half naked.
8. His best friend, Embry, is hot!
7. He can give Bella a life, she wouldn't need to say goodbye to anyone.
6. Because shirts are overrated.
5. He's exactly right for Bella.
4. Jacob will do anything to make her happy.
3. He'll keep you warm in the coldest weather.
2. Remus Lupin is a werewolf.
1. He'll fight for you and fight HARD, until your heart stops beating.

STARRING:

Also Featuring:

*All lines are subject to change due to supernatural forces beyond comprehension.*




TEAM JACOB UNITE!!!

TV: Fox Sports Arizona Plus
Radio: TBD

This thread is:

Heather Morris approved!

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[Kairi Zaide]

You need the Heather Morris gif.

 

[Novacane]

Team Jacob!!!

 

[ClassLessCoyote]

Game 36: Philadelphia Flyers West @ Phoenix Coyotes | 4-2-13 | 7PM MST

Tonight, the members of the Sac Kings Organization will try once again to rub it into the Coyotes organization

The Wheat Kings will try to brag once again about how we don't a championship banner to call our own.

Inside an arena where these banners are all that matter.

But at least we know the truth about a team that can't buy a championship without sponging off the other tenents at Staples Center

We know that the little amount of relevance this hockey team has will be gone once any of the following happens in addition to the lakers getting into the playoffs

The Clippers finally get a ring.

The Dodgers or the Angels make the playoffs

Or when NFL Football comes back








So enjoy the 5 minutes left in your 15 minutes of fame because it will be all over when any of the above happens













Or

When another hockey team with a real historic 1st for hockey in California wins cup #2

BRING THE PAIN, *****ES!!!!!

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INFERIOR TO THE LAKERS (20-12-3) vs PHOENIX COYOTES (14-15-6)


Game 36 at Jobing.com Arena, Glendale AZ

TV and radio coverage provided by:

Note: The NHLN feed is for Canada only

STATS | CLIPPERS | COYOTES
POWER PLAY | 19.5% | 15.7%
PENALTY KILL | 81.2% | 82.7%
GOALS/GAME | 2.91 | 2.60
GOALS AGAINST/GAME | 2.46 | 2.77
FACE OFF WIN PERCENTAGE | 51.5 | 52.6
SHOTS/GAME | 29.8 | 30.5
SHOTS AGAINST/GAME | 24.3 | 29.5

Left Wing​

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Center​

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Right Wing​

Olympic Diver​

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Anje Kopidor​

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Carolina Hurricane​

Philadelphia Flyer 10​

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Philadelphia Flyer 77​

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Toffoil​

Clifford​

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Stoll​

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Lewis​

Anaheim Duck(Questionable)​

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Fraser​

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Fake King​

Left Defenseman​

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Right Defenseman​

Muzzin​

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Brad Doty​

Scuderi​

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Voynov​

Reghr​

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Martinez​

Goalie​

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iNJURIES AND SUCH

http://www.nhl.com/ice/preview.htm?id=2012020537&navid=sb:preview

Willie Mitchell (knee) and Matt Greene (back).

Left Wing​

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Center​

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Right Wing​

Steve Sullivan​

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Antonie Vermette​

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Shane Doan (C)​

Radim Vrbata​

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Martin Hanzal(A)​

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Mikkel Boedker​

Robert Klinkhammer​

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Boyd Gordon​

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David Moss​

Raffi Torres​

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Kyle Chipchura​

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Lauri Korpikoski???​

Left Defenseman​

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Right Defenseman​

Oliver Ekman-Larsson​

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Derek Morris​

Keith Yandle (A)​

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Michael Stone​

Rostislav Klesla​

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David Schlemko​

Goalie​

LoL Our Only Hope​

http://www.nhl.com/ice/preview.htm?id=2012020537&navid=sb:preview

Coyotes forward Lauri Korpikoski (upper body) missed the past three games and remains day-to-day. Smith and defenseman Zbynek Michalek (lower body) are on injured reserve.

TODAYS GAME DAY THREAD IS:







MIKE SMITH APPROVED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!






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[Kairi Zaide]

Nope. Rundblad has the GDT.

 

[Kairi Zaide]

Please beat Team Edwards.

 

[CC96]

2 GDTs!!! My mind is officially blown!

 

[ClassLessCoyote]

2 GDTs!!! My mind is officially blown!

I'm just as shocked as everyone else.

 

[CC96]

Wait, while I appreciate the cleverness of this GDT, there's a few things I don't get, since I don't watch twilight. One thing I don't get is why some of the Coyotes are listed as vampires if we're supposed to be the werewolves. I'm also confused why Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are standing in for Kings' players. Since those two are the protagonists of the series, shouldn't Rob and K-Stew fill in for some of our beloved Yotes? I really like the theme and I'm not trying to troll or anything, I'm just a little confused, since I'm not much of a Twi-hard.

 

[Summer Rose]

Wait, while I appreciate the cleverness of this GDT, there's a few things I don't get, since I don't watch twilight. One thing I don't get is why some of the Coyotes are listed as vampires if we're supposed to be the werewolves. I'm also confused why Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are standing in for Kings' players. Since those two are the protagonists of the series, shouldn't Rob and K-Stew fill in for some of our beloved Yotes? I really like the theme and I'm not trying to troll or anything, I'm just a little confused, since I'm not much of a Twi-hard.

Basically, I just ran out of characters. I'm only moderately familiar with the factions in the Twilight saga myself, but the Olympic Coven is basically team Edward and the Black Pack is team Jacob. The others could be tossed around, so long as the Olympic Coven and Black Pack were opposing each other.

As for why I made the Coyotes team Jacob instead of team Edward, I just went with the Coyotes-werewolves connection. The Black Pack are still more or less "good guys" in the series.

 

[CC96]

Basically, I just ran out of characters. I'm only moderately familiar with the factions in the Twilight saga myself, but the Olympic Coven is basically team Edward and the Black Pack is team Jacob. The others could be tossed around, so long as the Olympic Coven and Black Pack were opposing each other.

As for why I made the Coyotes team Jacob instead of team Edward, I just went with the Coyotes-werewolves connection. The Black Pack are still more or less "good guys" in the series.

Very clever, I didn't even realize that initially. I always assumed the werewolves were villains, so I guess that's where my confusion was coming from.

 

[Summer Rose]

Liking the merged double GDT's. AP and I both put a lot of work into our threads, best way to do it.

 

[CC96]

Liking the merged double GDT's. AP and I both put a lot of work into our threads, best way to do it.

Maybe I'll make a third one, just to join the fun

 

[SniperHF]

Twlight...........Kill it with fire.

 

[ck26]

I vote for AP's OP, don't understand the Twilight jokes. Making the trip to the Job tonight, so look for my drunk opinions during intermissions ... go Yotes!

 

[XX]

10 - 2 - 1 to make it, roughly. 8th place has a game and 4 points. 11 ROW means you lose tiebreakers with most teams, even if you do go on a run. 13 games to go. No Smith tonight. Declarations from Tippett and Doan that they can make a run and that they aren't sellers.

Do or die, tonight.

 

[Deputy Dawg]

 

[Raccoon Jesus]

Regardless of whatever else is going on here...you absolutely nailed Kopitar, lol.

 

[Tad Mikowski]

It'll be interesting to see if anyone is a healthy scratch tonight

 

[Howler Scores]

Kinda sad that I have a feeling a lot of the players we know and love will be gone today, but that's business. I think a lot of people can take this season if we can stick it to our new found rival tonight.

 

[mouser]

Twlight...........Kill it with fire.

It's a tender coming of age story about a girl who has to make a difficult decision between necrophilia and bestiality.

 

[MP]

I didn't know Twilight had clan names and emblems and ****, like if Game of Thrones slipped on a pair of panties. Interesting. Makes you wonder if Stephanie Meyer is actually a pen name used by George R. R. Martin, perhaps when he's at home on the weekend and wants to "feel pretty."

 

[CC96]

It's a tender coming of age story about a girl who has to make a difficult decision between necrophilia and bestiality.

Zing. Haha

 

[Naych_PHX]

I'm not sure what I'm looking at here. Just missing some of those classic Twilight gifs.

Whatever happens after this game I don't wanna hear how we "gave a gutsy effort" or.. picked up a "valuable" point for the playoff push. Just let it go.

 

[doaner]

Can u guys post healthy scratches too plz.