GDT: Game 22- Columbus @Nashville 2/28, 3:00PM; Will the Streak Continue or The Lack of Interest Thread

LazyCircuits

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Most likely lines according to Torts from the morning skate.

Gerbe-Foligno-Bjorkstrand
Laine-Stenlund-Dalpe
Atkinson-Texier-Jenner
Roslovic-Sanderson-Vyborny

Jones-Werenski
Gavrikov-Ronald McDonald
Dave Maetzold-Savard

Korpisalo
David Ayres
 

NotWendell

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I think this might be the last game for Torts. No sources or anything, but I just have a feeling
If we lose and look as lackluster as we did yesterday while doing it, you might be right. Otherwise, I think they'll want to see how the players perform with fans in the stands (that one is just a feeling of mine)
 

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Most likely lines according to Torts from the morning skate.

Gerbe-Foligno-Bjorkstrand
Laine-Stenlund-Dalpe
Atkinson-Texier-Jenner
Roslovic-Sanderson-Vyborny

Jones-Werenski
Gavrikov-Ronald McDonald
Dave Maetzold-Savard

Korpisalo
David Ayres
Ronald McDonald should be top pair. I don't know what Torts is thinking, must be playing favorites again.
 

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TODAY'S LINES...
1: Guy frustrated they wont get him the puck - Guy who can't win the puck on face-offs - Guy on a hot streak
2: Guy who needs to be in front of the net picking up garbage - Guy who shouldn't be playing center but is - Guy on a cold streak
3: Guy who thinks he is a center, but isn't - Guy learning how to play center - Guy Jarmo loves but Torts doesn't
4: Guy with skates of fire and hands of stone - Guy who plays well for 2 games after being called up - Guy who actually IS a center

D1: Guy who shouldn't be playing with Seth Jones - Seth Jones
D2: Guy who shouldn't be playing in the NHL - Guy playing in the NHL
D3: Guy who is actually quite good - Guy who used to be quite good

G1: Guy named to an NHL All-Star team, but didn't deserve to be
G2: Guy named to a Liiga All-Star team and deserved to be
 

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If we win, this team is good and putting it together. If we lose, this team is bad and we need to fire Torts.

I am a potato
 

LazyCircuits

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TODAY'S LINES...
1: Guy frustrated they wont get him the puck - Guy who can't win the puck on face-offs - Guy on a hot streak
2: Guy who needs to be in front of the net picking up garbage - Guy who shouldn't be playing center but is - Guy on a cold streak
3: Guy who thinks he is a center, but isn't - Guy learning how to play center - Guy Jarmo loves but Torts doesn't
4: Guy with skates of fire and hands of stone - Guy who plays well for 2 games after being called up - Guy who actually IS a center

D1: Guy who shouldn't be playing with Seth Jones - Seth Jones
D2: Guy who shouldn't be playing in the NHL - Guy playing in the NHL
D3: Guy who is actually quite good - Guy who used to be quite good

G1: Guy named to an NHL All-Star team, but didn't deserve to be
G2: Guy named to a Liiga All-Star team and deserved to be

So the same lines as every night then?
 
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NotWendell

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ALTERNATE FORWARD LINEUP...
1: Pennywise - It - Ronald McDonald
2: Flippo - The Joker - Krusty
3: Bozo - Bip - Poltergeist
4: Insane Clown Posse

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(Torts, post this on the board in the locker room. This ought to piss them off!)
 
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LazyCircuits

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Checklist:

  • Game starting at a reasonable time - check
  • Family commitment dodged - check
  • Alcohol free beers in the fridge - check
  • Awesome 60 minute Jacket performance - ?
 
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NotWendell

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Checklist:

  • Game starting at a reasonable time - check
  • Family commitment dodged - check
  • Alcohol free beers in the fridge - check
  • Awesome 60 minute Jacket performance - ?
BUT WHAT YOU GET...
  • Game starting at a time where people will forget and won't have it witness it live
  • One more thing added to the honey-do list
  • You're actually hitting the hard stuff during the CBJ's "let off the gas" period
  • The 60 minutes is in real time, not hockey time
 

Finner

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First time in many many years when i close tv just before CBJ game and go to sleep. Cant watch that shit today just cant. Hopefully its a great game and you guys enjoy it but i dont believe it is
 
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Most likely lines according to Torts from the morning skate.

Gerbe-Foligno-Bjorkstrand
Laine-Stenlund-Dalpe
Atkinson-Texier-Jenner
Roslovic-Sanderson-Vyborny

Jones-Werenski
Gavrikov-Ronald McDonald
Dave Maetzold-Savard

Korpisalo
David Ayres
Gerbe?!

again, absolutely hilarious...........

nevermind
 

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