Vipers31
Advanced Stagnostic
His teammates call him Hamper, can't we just call him that? This Magnus thing is just so lame.
Oh, come on. "Hamper" is so, so much lamer than Magnus. "Hey, man, his name is Hampus, which is like totally foreign and weird, so we're going to go totally wild with it and start like saying his real name and then end it on -er... that ****'s crazy! Hamper! Oh, man!" Seriously. At least Magnus developed naturally and we went with it for the time being. And I understand not liking it, but saying any nickname is "lamer" than an "-er" or "-y" version of a name is just so wrong.