GDT: Game 20: Anaheim @ Flo-rida, 4:30 p.m. Left Coast Time

[airforceones25]

Hey now! Boner can refer to many things, not just to what you think it does. No soup for you

bon·er
ˈbōnər/
noun
noun: boner; plural noun: boners
1.
informal
a stupid mistake.


Yeah i'm going to go ahead an assume which if the two options is being used here. Smh

 

[Exit Dose]

Sorry, that we didn't reference the works of Anton Chekhov for the nickname of our beloved hockey player. We are a vulgar people.

 

[goosemooseduck]

bon·er
ˈbōnər/
noun
noun: boner; plural noun: boners
1.
informal
a stupid mistake.
2.
vulgar slang
an erection of the penis.


Yeah i'm going to go ahead an assume which if the two options is being used here. Smh

Boner may refer to:

A boning knife, a narrow knife for removing bones from meat, poultry or fish
A United States Department of Agriculture carcass grade for slaughter cattle
Richard "Boner" Stabone, a recurring character on the TV series Growing Pains
Boner Records, a California based independent label
Boner's Ark, a comic strip about a sailing ship filled with animals
The Boner Awards feature on Radio From Hell, a morning radio show on Salt Lake City-based X96
Bill Boner, former mayor of Nashville
John Henry Boner, a North Carolina poet

Boner is also a slang term for:

A Zamboni Company ice resurfacing vehicle operator
A trombone
A trombonist
A blooper, a small mistake having an amusing effect
A blunder or howler, a spectacularly bad or embarrassing mistake

Etc, etc...

 

[Sojourn]

Sorry, that we didn't reference the works of Anton Chekhov for the nickname of our beloved hockey player. We are a vulgar people.

A new writing principle: Chekhov's boner.

A blunder that occurs early in the story which becomes important later.

 

[Dr Johnny Fever]

You guys realize Magnus is an actual Swedish name right? It's not like Bob Miller invented a completely new one, just saying.

More than likely that's why it came out of Miller's mouth when his brain was figuring out what to call him.

 

[quentez]

Nick Zambonino!

 

[Theridion]

The Great Zambonini

I like Nick Zambonino.

Chaquita Banananino.

 

[Exit Dose]

A new writing principle: Chekhov's boner.

A blunder that occurs early in the story which becomes important later.

Also known as a Ducks power play.

 

[mightyquack]

You know you have too much time on your hands when you're agitated by HFBoards Anaheim posters nicknames for Ducks players.

 

[Dr Johnny Fever]

Damn it Chekov, I told you to set course for bonerland!

 

[duckaroosky]

Magnus is whatever to me. I don't like but it doesn't bother me at all...

I think the dumbest thing is everyone calling Bonino "Boner" as if we are 12 or something.

Wait... We aren't all 12?

I do believe Boner is his actual nickname.

 

[JabbaJabba]

bon·er
ˈbōnər/
noun
noun: boner; plural noun: boners
1.
informal
a stupid mistake.


Yeah i'm going to go ahead an assume which if the two options is being used here. Smh

I thought that boner meant erection.

 

[snarktacular]

Calling him Boner isn't the juvenile part. It's the endless jokes with double entendre when he makes a big play. They don't end because we don't want them to end.

 

[Elvs]

Magnus is whatever to me. I don't like but it doesn't bother me at all...

That's because you're not Swedish. I know at least a couple of guys named Magnus. It's like calling Ryan Getzlaf 'Michael'. It's not a nickname, it's just stupid.

Oh well. Go Ducks go!

Edit: Yes, I'm going to start calling Getzlaf 'Michael' from now on. Perry can be 'David'.

 

[TheJoeMan]

That's because you're not Swedish. I know at least a couple of guys named Magnus. It's like calling Ryan Getzlaf 'Michael'. It's not a nickname, it's just stupid.

Oh well. Go Ducks go!

Thank you!

His teammates call him Hamper, can't we just call him that? This Magnus thing is just so lame.

 

[duckaroosky]

That's because you're not Swedish. I know at least a couple of guys named Magnus. It's like calling Ryan Getzlaf 'Michael'. It's not a nickname, it's just stupid.

Oh well. Go Ducks go!

Edit: Yes, I'm going to start calling Getzlaf 'Michael' from now on. Perry can be 'David'.

This is Southern California, they should have Mexican nicknames

 

[The Midnight Burrito]

Thank you!

His teammates call him Hamper, can't we just call him that? This Magnus thing is just so lame.

Call him whatever you want. You need company?

 

[SirQuacksALot]

Damn it Chekov, I told you to set course for bonerland!

This is Southern California, they should have Mexican nicknames

Hampus "hámster" Lindholm?

 

[Sojourn]

This is Southern California, they should have Mexican nicknames

Jesus?

 

[airforceones25]

I thought that boner meant erection.

I didn't edit it. Thats a mods deal. I don't see the issue. We're all adults here right.

 

[goosemooseduck]

magnífico

 

[gratefulyours]

Damn it Chekov, I told you to set course for bonerland!

from what i remember the shatinator went to bonerland quite often on that show.

 

[gratefulyours]

This is Southern California, they should have Mexican nicknames

el hámster
el excitarse

 

[TheJoeMan]

Call him whatever you want. You need company?

I'm sick of reading it.

 

[IDuck]

I thought that boner meant erection.

get your mind out of the gutter...NO ONE was meaning that, how can you even suggest such a thing?