Stars:
- Ghost.
- Raymond
- Cat, I guess
Spacegoat: Lalonde. I'm starting to really doubt him. How come wings play so bad every time in the first period? They always dig a huge hole in the first period that they then have to climb out of. Some of that has to be on the coach. Like they are not prepared at all. No structure. I don't know. Very odd. This isn't going to work in the long term.
But at least it was a very fun game and I think the crowd got their moneys worth in Sweden, for sure.
My main gripe with Lalonde is he never uses his blender within games when things are clearly not working.
Blashill brought all 11 blenders he owned and used them ad nausea m and with reckless abandon during his 7 years.
Lalonde apparently doesn't own even a single blender.
We need a coach down the middle, who blends when needed and isn't too into one or the other.
The other gripe is that he loves Chiarot so much, and keeps dressing Petry when he has been the runaway winner for bad play and penalties (all 5 have been dumb) this season on the blueline. Petry is also about as slow as it gets, and he is near interference penaltying other players just to slow them down, and getting away with it somehow.
1. Ghost
2. Ray
3. Sprong
Goat: Chiarot. Catapult him back home and make sure he lands nowhere near Detroit.
You should fly to Sweden, steal his passport and at least delay his return to Detroit, at least then we get a break.