GDT: Game 14 • CBJ @ ANA • 9:00 EST • November 4th, 2018.

[SavesEmNot]

To borrow from the great Michael Jordan, maybe we should call it the powerless play.

I've called it the power plague before.

I saw Duclair fall, and I went , but then I remembered that that's when he's most dangerous.

 

[MFRONE]

Great game so far PLD

 

[major major]

These are bad penalties by Dubois. Way too obvious.

 

[Johansen2Foligno]

Dubois earning the right to sit in the box so far

 

[MFRONE]

Good PKs

 

[MFRONE]

Jackets got 1 shot on the PP and just seemed content to do nothing the rest of the 1:45

 

[Cyclones Rock]

Boone Jenner should never see a Power Play. Except from the bench.

 

[Maylo]

should Larsen be fired or not? hmm... tough one..

 

[MFRONE]

Are Cam and Panarin playing? Haven’t seen them at.

 

[Halfboard]

3 SOG ......hilarious

 

[Johansen2Foligno]

That was, without a doubt, the most boring period of hockey I have ever seen.

If you show that on loop, that has the potential to cure insomnia.

 

[Doggy]

Foligno was invisible on that PP, good to see his talk of guys earning their spot on a unit came true early on

Everyone looks invisible on the PP. The positive was we didn't give up any goals. The bad news we only go three SOGs in the entire period including two PPs. Just awful!

 

[Theo Von]

These teams blow.

 

[Cyclones Rock]

3 SOG ......hilarious

Don't you know anything?

Larsen has instituted an ahead of its time shot spacing system. It's designed to lull other goalies to sleep and then quick strike them.

Get with the program!

 

[Doggy]

Somebody please explain to me how our assistant coaches keep their jobs. We suck on the PP, we are bad on the PK. What exactly do those guys do?

 

[Fairwhether]

Did we complete a pass that period? Can't tell if sloppy or just lazy away from the puck.

 

[CBJ goalie]

CBJ malaise

 

[Johansen2Foligno]

Did the Jackets have the puck in the middle of the ice at all? Those poor boards...

 

[Theo Von]

Sifting thru Anaheim’s GDT on their board, You would think that we haven’t won a game since 2007.

Some quotes:

“Have the cbj feed. They must have the most boring commentators in the league.”

“Korpisalo is terrible...”

“Wow, I really wanted Ryan Murray back in the day. Basically forgot he existed since then.”

“It looks like Columbus let Randy Carlyle act as a guest coach. It’s not that the Ducks are good as much as the other team is really bad.”

“No, Columbus is that bad.”

Ouch

 

[Maylo]

Rangers are 1 point behind us now, rebuilding team!

 

[Iron Balls McGinty]

How close are we to rock bottom?

An entire front office and coaching staff that was just signed to extensions that haven't even taken effect yet. 2 star players who don't want to be here. Several other non performing players who seems interested in doing anything but play hockey. Where does it end?

 

[SuperGenius]

When things aren't going well in sports, everyone tends to go through phases where they try to play through it...then they start thinking about it and try to 'fix' things...then you realize none of that works and just start playing because f* it. Hoping the CBJ are nearing that stage.

 

[MFRONE]

PLD will be riding the bench the rest of the night

 

[Theo Von]

Y’all, we haven’t had a shot in almost 10 minutes of play.

 

[Theo Von]

PLD will be riding the bench the rest of the night

2 minutes later, naturally... he scores.