GDT: Game 1: Mild @ Avalanche - 7PM - HOCKEY IS BACK

[Foppa Frossa]

Took this on the way to Starbucks this morning

I'm surprised they didn't go with the Rockies tbh.

 

[Ceremony]

Get this mob f***ing slaughtered. I want bodies left on the ice. I want a new shade of red discovered on Boudreau's stupid fat face as it reflects the goal light behind whichever ringer they put in goal. I want at least four broken ankles from MacKinnon running rings around them. I wand Landeskog channelling his inner Eller. I want their season to end before it begins. I want the green filth in their box where they f***ing belong.

 

[MarkT]

+1 for a Twin Peaks reference.

Do I lose the +1 if I admit I've never watched it?

How about if I admit I also love tea?

 

[gphr513]

Here are the lines, ya filthy animals.

Jason Zucker-Eric Staal-Mikael Granlund
Zach Parise-Mikko Koivu-Nino Niederreiter
Joel Eriksson Ek-Jordan Greenway-Charlie Coyle
Marcus Foligno-Eric Fehr-Matt Hendricks

Ryan Suter-Matt Dumba
Jonas Brodin-Jared Spurgeon
Nick Seeler-Greg Pateryn

Devan Dubnyk
Alex Stalock


I wish you the worst possible luck, and I hope all your players stubbed their toes when they got out of bed this morning.

 

[henchman21]

Do I lose the +1 if I admit I've never watched it?

How about if I admit I also love tea?

 

[Foppa Frossa]

Get this mob ****ing slaughtered. I want bodies left on the ice. I want a new shade of red discovered on Boudreau's stupid fat face as it reflects the goal light behind whichever ringer they put in goal. I want at least four broken ankles from MacKinnon running rings around them. I wand Landeskog channelling his inner Eller. I want their season to end before it begins. I want the green filth in their box where they ****ing belong.

you want him to get beat up by Marchand?

 

[MarkT]

Here are the lines, ya filthy animals.

Jason Zucker-Eric Staal-Mikael Granlund
Zach Parise-Mikko Koivu-Nino Niederreiter
Joel Eriksson Ek-Jordan Greenway-Charlie Coyle
Marcus Foligno-Eric Fehr-Matt Hendricks

Ryan Suter-Matt Dumba
Jonas Brodin-Jared Spurgeon
Nick Seeler-Greg Pateryn

Devan Dubnyk
Alex Stalock


I wish you the worst possible luck, and I hope all your players stubbed their toes when they got out of bed this morning.

Thanks

 

[Ararana]

2017: Barberio - Johnson
2017: Nemeth - Barrie
2017: Bigras - Mironov

Good lord...

Get this mob ****ing slaughtered. I want bodies left on the ice. I want a new shade of red discovered on Boudreau's stupid fat face as it reflects the goal light behind whichever ringer they put in goal. I want at least four broken ankles from MacKinnon running rings around them. I wand Landeskog channelling his inner Eller. I want their season to end before it begins. I want the green filth in their box where they ****ing belong.

Sure but tell us how you really feel.

 

[Makar to MacK]

Thanks

Gotta +1 for a Monty Python and the Holy Grail reference. Now you must go on a quest and find me a shrubbery.

 

[MarkT]

Gotta +1 for a Monty Python and the Holy Grail reference. Now you must go on a quest and find me a shrubbery.

Psst, it's a Princess Bride reference

 

[Makar to MacK]

Nevermind that's Ash and the Evil Dead isn't it. My bad.

 

[Makar to MacK]

Psst, it's a Princess Bride reference

Wow wrong twice. Alright all 3 of those movies are classics. Now you must go find the 6 fingered man lol.

 

[MarkT]

I'm going to stop posting. I'm getting too hyped up, and given my time zone, I have a full night's sleep and then a full day of work before I'm going to get a chance to watch this game. I have no idea how I'm going to get through those things.

I hope every Avalanche (including Varly and Gruby) scores 5 goals and the Wild fold as a franchise before the games ends. Have fun everybody!

 

[Piestany88]

I'm surprised they didn't go with the Rockies tbh.

Good point , Go Rockies, what a season for Trevor Story

 

[AvsFanInMichigan]

What a day Rockies come on and then after we have the Avs opening night. What a great day ahead.

 

[S3rkie]

I have a google countdown set on another tab while at work. I'm not sure if it's getting me more excited or depressed with how slow time is moving.

 

[The Merchant]

Here's to 86+ games this season. LET'S ****ING GOOOOOOOOO

 

[henchman21]

Here's to 86+ games this season. LET'S ****ING GOOOOOOOOO

I'm wanting a minimum of 98

 

[Foppa Frossa]

Remember to consult your physician if your erection lasts longer than four hours.

 

[The Abusement Park]

I've started drinking mochas lately, but that's about as far as I can go.

Same here. Lol

 

[LieutenantDangle]

 

[Ceremony]

you want him to get beat up by Marchand?

As if anyone of them could lay a finger on him.

 

[Foppa Frossa]

It's pretty nice that we are in a position where we can gripe about who is the #6/#7 defenseman on any given night.

 

[LieutenantDangle]

How in the hell did gourke claw his way onto the 3rd line...

 

[tucker3434]

I should’ve taken a long weekend. It hasn’t been my most productive day.