Sweet murderous Christ is this a lackluster team. Staal looked like he was wearing full-body Depends so I guess he finally caught on. Even Foligno finally gave up on this "I'm not a face breaker, I'm a hockey player that breaks faces" bullshit when after 3-4 botched chances to break out, he was finally sprung and he clearly realized he doesn't know what the f*** to do so he just stopped and waited for real forwards to come, and he was still standing in that spot when they turned the lights out on the place 'cause holy shit, there's no help coming. Parise is going to have to climb into each teammate's asshole and wear them like a Buffalo Bill tea party to bring life to this f***ing apathy support group.
Anyways, yay, 2 points, good work guys