Funky names

I Hate You All* · Mar 14, 2005

List all funky names in here:

Tonight I was reading a book and heard this one for the first time in a long time

Luciano Borsato

Crosby=Gretzky · Mar 14, 2005

Staze19 said:
List all funky names in here:

Tonight I was reading a book and heard this one for the first time in a long time

Luciano Borsato

Wacey Rabitt
Bear Trapp
Miroslav Satan
Thomas Musselman
Thomas Hallick
Musselman and Hallick was drafted in the first round of the 2004 OHL Draft.

Dr Love · Mar 14, 2005

I've always loved ^the name^ Zarley Zalapsky.

plaugher · Mar 14, 2005

It's all about Merlin Malinowski.

svetovy poharu · Mar 14, 2005

So many names to choose from, I have to divide them into pre-expansion and modern NHL.

Pre-expansion: Mush March, Red Heron, Dick Gamble, Harry Frost, Fido Purpur, Andre Champagne, Lude Check, Harry Dick, George Massecar, Zellio Toppazzini.

Modern: Milan Chalupa, Per Djoos (pear juice), Morris Titanic, Hakan Loob, Bruce Shoebottom, Mikko Makela, Kelly Kisio, Larry Goodenough, Pekka Rautakallio, Darcy Martini, Bob Beers.

Worst name in hockey: Sergei Sh*tkovsky, RW with Belarus National team.

Playmaker · Mar 14, 2005

Dino Ciccarelli - my favourite hitman for the mafia. :joker:

mcphee · Mar 14, 2005

I've always liked Sheldon Kanegeiser.

In the Doghouse · Mar 14, 2005

I like Damian Surma (as Surma means death in Finland).

In the Doghouse · Mar 14, 2005

svetovy poharu said:
Fido Purpur

Damn, that sounds like a dog!

blamebettman* · Mar 14, 2005

Joel Prpic (purpose)
Bob Boughner (boooogner)

Lue Kuntar (too easy)

Uwe Krupp (you kroop)

Gord Kruppke
Rick Zombo

Benoit Hogue (Ben-Waa HO!)

Gaston Gingras
Darren Puppa

Miloslav Horava (Horshiva)

Chris Cichocki
Scott Bjugstad

blamebettman* · Mar 14, 2005

mcphee · Mar 14, 2005

blamebettman said:
Joel Prpic (purpose)
Bob Boughner (boooogner)

Lue Kuntar (too easy)

Uwe Krupp (you kroop)

Gord Kruppke
Rick Zombo

Benoit Hogue (Ben-Waa HO!)

Gaston Gingras
Darren Puppa

Miloslav Horava (Horshiva)

Chris Cichocki
Scott Bjugstad

I remember a Mtl. call in radio show where a caller was claiming that the Habs should give this kid Kuntar a chance. I don't have to explain that the caller mis pronounced the name. The host, I believe it was a guy named Melnick, was barely in control, never really replied to the guy. How could he, I guess.

In the Doghouse · Mar 14, 2005

A little bit OT but I've always wondered how did you guys pronounced Juha YlÃ¶nen who played in Coyotes few years ago.

mazmin · Mar 14, 2005

Big Me said:
A little bit OT but I've always wondered how did you guys pronounced Juha YlÃ¶nen who played in Coyotes few years ago.

I pronounce it Yoo-haa Yah-low-nin :dunno:

I Hate You All* · Mar 14, 2005

svetovy poharu said:
Kelly Kisio

I always thought that was a cool name too.

Greg Blow? :lol

mistereman · Mar 14, 2005

I always loved this little guy:

Risto Siltanen

http://www.hockeydb.com/ihdb/stats/pdisplay.php3?pid=4954

cheers

eman

ps - great boards here. I'm new, and digging it! I have read some awesome posts.

JFPIV · Mar 15, 2005

Reijo Ruotsalainen

Hal 9000* · Mar 16, 2005

Kari Takko. Actually, pretty much any Finnish name is amusing.

Terrier · Mar 18, 2005

Ashlin Halfnight, a former Harvard player

http://www.hockeydb.com/ihdb/stats/pdisplay.php3?pid=6950

Jaysfanatic* · Mar 18, 2005

Outside of hockey, Tim Spooneybarger P for the TB Devil Rays

monkey_00* · Mar 19, 2005

blamebettman said:
Harry Dick

http://www.hockeydb.com/ihdb/stats/pdisplay.php3?pid[]=13007

Jamie Butt

http://www.hockeydb.com/ihdb/stats/pdisplay.php3?pid[]=28677

Benoit Asselin

http://www.hockeydb.com/ihdb/stats/pdisplay.php3?pid[]=44541

Michael Pissinger

http://www.hockeydb.com/ihdb/stats/pdisplay.php3?pid=44408

Howie Hole

http://www.hockeydb.com/ihdb/stats/pdisplay.php3?pid[]=72262

Igor Vaganov

http://www.hockeydb.com/ihdb/stats/pdisplay.php3?pid[]=65467

Grant Clitsome

http://www.hockeydb.com/ihdb/stats/pdisplay.php3?pid=78651

Pietro ****i

http://www.hockeydb.com/ihdb/stats/pdisplay.php3?pid=51872

Jose Nippala

http://www.hockeydb.com/ihdb/stats/pdisplay.php3?pid=50534

Jim Boo

http://www.hockeydb.com/ihdb/stats/pdisplay.php3?pid[]=8538

Roger Boocock

http://www.hockeydb.com/ihdb/stats/pdisplay.php3?pid[]=41082

John Dingle

http://www.hockeydb.com/ihdb/stats/pdisplay.php3?pid[]=73809

Paul Tittmann

http://www.hockeydb.com/ihdb/stats/pdisplay.php3?pid[]=64451

Bill Nutt

http://www.hockeydb.com/ihdb/stats/pdisplay.php3?pid[]=16916

Gordon Ball

http://www.hockeydb.com/ihdb/stats/pdisplay.php3?pid[]=61627

Jim Sack

http://www.hockeydb.com/ihdb/stats/pdisplay.php3?pid[]=44323

Jim Munch

http://www.hockeydb.com/ihdb/stats/pdisplay.php3?pid=54161

Bevis Longstreth

http://www.hockeydb.com/ihdb/stats/pdisplay.php3?pid=41088

Greg Blow

http://www.hockeydb.com/ihdb/stats/pdisplay.php3?pid[]=15912

Carl Smelle

http://www.hockeydb.com/ihdb/stats/pdisplay.php3?pid[]=13255

.................................... :lol:

:lol

MAF · Mar 19, 2005

Adrian Wichser

He's a player from Switzerland and his name means something like m*therf*cker.

http://www.hockeydb.com/ihdb/stats/pdisplay.php3?pid[]=58691

Accord · Mar 19, 2005

Dave Ba*****
Mike Peca

BMC · Mar 19, 2005

Bates Battaglia

VanIslander · Mar 19, 2005

People outside of hockey usually laugh when they hear "Tootoo"

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