Speculation: Fourth Period: Coyotes expected sale gaining steam

[The Feckless Puck]

Instead of throwing the tire through the window when you aren't satisfied (for those of you old enough to remember the commercial) we could throw pucks through the glass. That would get expensive with the team we have now though.

You're assuming any of our guys would be able to hit the glass instead of the frame. HAAH-CHAAAAAAHHH!

 

[RemoAZ]

You're assuming any of our guys would be able to hit the glass instead of the frame. HAAH-CHAAAAAAHHH!

No I'm talking about us throwing pucks through the glass when we're unhappy with the team!

 

[_Del_]

Instead of throwing the tire through the window when you aren't satisfied (for those of you old enough to remember the commercial) we could throw pucks through the glass. That would get expensive with the team we have now though.

That old lady had more strength and grit than half or our roster right now. She might still, and even she has since passed to realms ethereal may have a stronger pulse.

 

[Sinurgy]

I remember seeing this amazing cabin/property out by Heber, AZ, couldn't believe how nice it was, turns out it was the owner of Skymall. I did a little research and the guys name is Jahm Najafi and apparently he's part owner of the Phoenix Suns. I wonder if he has any interest in an NHL team?

 

[awfulwaffle]

I remember seeing this amazing cabin/property out by Heber, AZ, couldn't believe how nice it was, turns out it was the owner of Skymall. I did a little research and the guys name is Jahm Najafi and apparently he's part owner of the Phoenix Suns. I wonder if he has any interest in an NHL team?

Sarver would probably make him sell his portion of the Suns if he were interested in an NHL team.

 

[yotefan4life]

Nice to have a thread open again. I feel like our inside sources have had nowhere to post info lately.

Checking with my boy

 

[RABBIT]

Checking with my boy

Appreciate you!

 

[Art.Vandelay]

You're assuming any of our guys would be able to hit the glass instead of the frame. HAAH-CHAAAAAAHHH!

I can hear Matt McConnell now saying...."that didn't miss by much" as the tire flies 8 feet over the window.

 

[RemoAZ]

For those of you too young to remember:

 

[Coyotes2000]

Oh cool. another arena thread full of pretend comedians that is sure to be locked again..

Solid

 

[Sinurgy]

Oh cool. another arena thread full of pretend comedians that is sure to be locked again..

Solid

What were you expecting...actual news? It's been like 11 f***ing years now and the only constant is the lack of information.

 

[Bondurant]

Oh cool. another arena thread full of pretend comedians that is sure to be locked again..

Solid

It's cheaper than opening a brick and mortar comedy club.

 

[The Feckless Puck]

Oh cool. another arena thread full of pretend comedians that is sure to be locked again..

Solid

I hear the East Valley has much better comedy clubs.

 

[rt]

I hear the East Valley actually has comedy clubs.

Fixed.

There is no laughter or joy on the west side. Just crime and blight.

I will say, it is nice to see the increasing rat population has significantly reduced the feral cat problem. Those are some rodents of unusual size.

 

[The Feckless Puck]

Fixed.

There is no laughter or joy on the west side. Just crime and blight.

I will say, it is nice to see the increasing rat population has significantly reduced the feral cat problem. Those are some rodents of unusual size.

I'm sad that we lost out on the Summer's Eve factory contract to Scottsdale.

 

[Bonsai Tree]

I hear the East Valley has much better comedy clubs.

Nah, we're just better hockey fans!

 

[doaner]

Fixed.

There is no laughter or joy on the west side. Just crime and blight.

I will say, it is nice to see the increasing rat population has significantly reduced the feral cat problem. Those are some rodents of unusual size.

Crime that is ever so quickly headed east!

 

[rt]

Crime that is ever so quickly headed east!

Hide your cats!

 

[The Feckless Puck]

Crime that is ever so quickly headed east!

No, no, no - IceArizona already left!

 

[Edenjung]

Hide your cats!

Alf?

 

[doaner]

Hide your cats!

Is awatuke in the east valley?

 

[GiveAFlyingPuck]

Is awatuke in the east valley?

Lower Guadalupe

 

[Schemp]

Lower Guadalupe

As oppose to Upper Guadalupe the next block over

 

[Dirty Old Man]

No, no, no - IceArizona already left!

mmhmm, and what's LeBlanc trying to do now? Start a CFL team in the Maritime Provinces? That's about as east as it gets!

 

[Bonsai Tree]

Is awatuke in the east valley?

West Palm Springs.
Ahwatukee - Native American for "Glendale is too far."