Flyers will not be successful til core leadership is changed.

[Starat327]

Nah, that can't be it.

What do you know, HolyWood

 

[ybnvs]

It goes "Eeeeee awwwwwwwwwww, eeee awwww, eee awww, screeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, grrrrrrrrrrrrr" and then belches out a tissue with runny ink that you put in the trash can.

Seems like those would be more the sounds an old man would make upon climax, but wtf do I know about old men and their gross orgasms?

Cap'n?

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Seems like those would be more the sounds an old man would make upon climax, but wtf do I know about old men and their gross orgasms?

Cap'n?

Typically we are too busy trying to keep breathing to make any sort of categorical "fax noises" if you know what I mean. I don't really fax a woman, though - I make sweet copies.

 

[Appleyard]

Yeah, as an Irish-american, i have double hatred for the english -- sorry @Appleyard . Dont even get me started on the spanish...

As Irish-English...

I have a lot of hatred for the English.

Plus the English are very good at self-hatred to boot.

 

[ybnvs]

Typically we are too busy trying to keep breathing to make any sort of categorical "fax noises" if you know what I mean. I don't really fax a woman, though - I make sweet copies.

Bro, I love home videos. Lemme get that FTP access.

 

[Starat327]

As Irish-English...

I have a lot of hatred for the English.

Plus the English are very good at self-hatred to boot.

Ok, I think you win.

 

[Irvdog13]

The issue i believe is cultural. Corporate dough heads running an entertainment biz as opposed to hockey professionals running a hockey team. They care about money and winning isn't necessarily a priority. I understand this but loathe it at the same time.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Bro, I love home videos. Lemme get that FTP access.

No one gets Full Tiger Pants access except my best lady friend, Esther, and my side lady, Dorothy.

 

[deadhead]

Seems like those would be more the sounds an old man would make upon climax, but wtf do I know about old men and their gross orgasms?

Cap'n?

Quality over quantity, or at least that's what we tell ourselves and our women.

 

[deadhead]

I don't know shit, man. Sorry....

Speaking of shit... that seems like a theme I'm going with right now in this thread... Anyone want to know a fun bit of geologic history regrading the Chicxulub Crater, the dinosaurs, fossilized shit, and marijuana, or should I save it for another time?

Go for it, I mean, it's not like you can do any damage to this thread.

 

[deadhead]

At least there's something in there, "deadhead"...

 

[Surrounded By Ahos]

Potatoes are awesome. They are the meat of the vegetable world. They also contribute to my favorite Irish joke!

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?

Spoiler: Potatoes!

NONE!

 

[JojoTheWhale]

Nah, that can't be it.

In simplified terms, the sending machine goes over a document one line at a time by shining a bright light to determine if something is white or dark. It then transmits this information in line order to the receiving machine as either filled or blank. Repeat for the other lines as necessary.

The CCD does interpret this, so 1s and 0s is still correct. But it basically just prints a dark/light grid.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

In simplified terms, the sending machine goes over a document one line at a time by shining a bright light to determine if something is white or dark. It then transmits this information in line order to the receiving machine as either filled or blank. Repeat for the other lines as necessary.

... and the receiving machine laughs, gives the sending machine the finger, and literally barfs ink randomly across the page.

 

[swami24]

Watch out where the huskies go...

Snowed at UCONN today, so Jonathan likely created some yellow snow.

 

[ajgoal]

... and the receiving machine laughs, gives the sending machine the finger, and literally barfs ink randomly across the page.

I liked the old heat activated paper that would darken as you held it.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

I liked the old heat activated paper that would darken as you held it.

Or the one you had to pee on to see the words.

 

[JojoTheWhale]

Or the one you had to pee on to see the words.

I see the tiger pants thing more with every post.

 

[David St Hubbins]

 

[kudymen]

Cats want to get #Hansoned too

 

[StarterHart]

Cats want to get #Hansoned too

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I'm officially blaming this season on atheist cats.

 

[Jack Straw]

Snowed at UCONN today, so Jonathan likely created some yellow snow.

Snowing right now here in Maine. The garden spot of New England.

 

[kudymen]

I'm officially blaming this season on atheist cats.

Plenty of room on the blameybus!

 

[Amorgus]

You guys want to know why I chose to get a Geology degree and not pursue something more meaningful in life where I could make a real change? Even f***ing Greta has done more for the Earth and humanity than I could ever do, and she's a little kid.



Anywho... its because I thought as a Geologist, it would be really cool and sexually advantageous to have a certified license and become a Professional Geologist so I had permission to be grabben a dyke by it's cleavage.

I sure do like boobies.






Want more bad Geology jokes? I have a whole schistload. No schist. I'm gneiss like that.

Keep it up and we're gonna plagioclase feldSPAR.

 

[gertbfrobe16]

No one gets Full Tiger Pants access except my best lady friend, Esther, and my side lady, Dorothy.

This made me think about the movie, The Last Boy Scout and the line, why did Mr. Milo cross the road? Because his D. was stuck in a chicken.