"In 2007, a crack (smoking) hockey management unit was sent to the worst run team in the league by a military court for the crime of being willing to go there. These men promptly remained in this maximum security stockade, dreaming of the Ottawa underground. Today, still wanted by the ownership they survive as idiots of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them....maybe you can hire The O-Team.
"
Starring Pierre Dorion as...Hannibal
Peter MacTavish as... Face
Mr. S as DJ Baracas
And...a cardboard cutout of Bryan Murray as "Howling Mad" Murdoch.
Pierre Dorion: Ok everyone, get ready for drop.
MacTavish: What's the plan? And why is DJ out cold?
Pierre: I had to drug his milk to get him to fly.
MacTavish: Why? He flies with the team all the time.
Pierre: No, he's a bad flyer. Don't you watch the show?
MacTavish: What show?
Cardboard cutout of Murray: I sthink your phone ish tinging.
Pierre: You're right, my phone is ringing. Who would call me?
MacTavish: No one said anything. Who are you talking to?
Pierre: Hello?
Bettman: Dorion, where are you? You have a pick.
Pierre: In the 5th round.
Bettman: No, in the 3rd. Did you read the list right? It's the 4th and 5th you traded away your picks.
Pierre: I'm in the air right now on a helicopter going to rescue Mr. Melnyk from pirates.
Bettman: You're going to forfeit your pick.
Pierre: Like hell I am. We're good enough to be able to do it over the phone. Everyone is picking remotely, right?
Bettman: I suppose.
Pierre: ALRIGHT! MACTAVISH! A lot of our targets were already taken! Spin the wheel and pick a winner. Don't waste a third rounder. Also, we're dropping in 60 seconds so get ready.
MacTavish: Do we even have a plan? Also, is that a code for who you want me to pick.
Pierre: Of course we have a plan, otherwise how can I love it when it comes together. And what code are you talking about? Pick!
Mactavish: Alright, the Ottawa Senators are pleased to select, with the 74th pick in the NHL entry draft, from the WHL Seattle Thunderbirds,
LW Conner Roulette.
@Chuck Downie is up!
Pierre: GO GO GO!
Ottawa Senators
1 - 10 - Simon Edvinsson, LD, Frölunda, (Allsvenskan)
2 - 39 - Stanislav Svozil, LD, HC Kometa Brno (Extraliga)
2 - 42 - William Strömgren, LW, MODO (Allsvenskan)
3 - 74 - Conner Roulette, LW, Seattle (WHL)