Florida Weather is Absolute f***in`g Garbage

[Jiminy Cricket]

Florida Whether is Absolute f***in`g GARBAGE.

But Don`t Tell That 2 the Nerd`s who Live there.

All they do is Brag `n` Brag `n` Brag `n` Brag `n` Brag about there Shitty ass Whether.

Nobody f***ing Care`s. ​

YOUR LITERALLY DEALIN`G WITH HEAT, YUMIDITY, ALLIGATOR`S, CROCODILE`S, DINOSAUR`S, ETC. YOU`RE WEATHER f***IN`G SUCK`S.

Enjoy Literally Melting.

f***in`g Nerd`s.

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[Chonged]

I planned a trip to florida once. I hit it big on this locker that had two Ducati's in it. After I sold them off I planned this awesome trip to go have some fun in Florida with my girlfriend.

We were talking with the travel agent and she recommended that we get some type of trip insurance or something cause it was a weird time of year. Anyway, my girlfriend wouldn't let me buy the extra bit and then a hurricane ruined our trip before it even began. What a waste of two Ducatis.

My girlfriend yelled at me for weeks about wasting the money on the trip we didn't go on.

 

[Urblock]

**** Florida, its weather, and the people who live there

 

[HisIceness]

Florida man is the best neighbor one could have

 

[Newsworthy]

I love Florida. Weather isn't bad at all. Depends what part of Flo Rida you talking about.

 

[valeriammm]

Florida is tacky. Give it to Cuba or something

 

[Jiminy Cricket]

I love Florida. Weather isn't bad at all. Depends what part of Flo Rida you talking about.

Emjoy Gettin`g Slam`d by Hurrable Currable`s every Few Month`s because Gosh h8`s you`re S`tate. Florida won`t Even exis`t in 50 year`s Thx 2 Globbal Warmin`g.

 

[Kairi Zaide]

This is one thing that I can agree on.

Weather in Québec City is superior.

 

[Newsworthy]

A lot of "professional" baseball players and a ton of "professional" football players come from Florida. Several NE Patriots ( not Brady) are from Florida.
Florida means "flowery" in Spanish. Orlando is the worlds biggest tourist city.

 

[ViktorBaeArvidsson]

Florida Whether is Absolute ****in`g GARBAGE.

But Don`t Tell That 2 the Nerd`s who Live there.

All they do is Brag `n` Brag `n` Brag `n` Brag `n` Brag about there ****ty ass Whether.

Nobody ****ing Care`s. ​

YOUR LITERALLY DEALIN`G WITH HEAT, YUMIDITY, ALLIGATOR`S, CROCODILE`S, DINOSAUR`S, ETC. YOU`RE WEATHER ****IN`G SUCK`S.

Enjoy Literally Melting.

****in`g Nerd`s.

I live in Flo-Rida. Someone help. *Melts*

 

[CRM 114]

You ever watch the news in Florida? Some seriously f***ed up/crazy shit goes down in FL. Its like every f***ed up white person from the Midwest moved down there

 

[darko]

Nothing wrong with heat and humidity.

 

[LightningStrikes]

Florida man is the best neighbor one could have

 

[John Price]

This is one thing that I can agree on.

Weather in Québec City is superior.

it's literally colder in qúebêc cïty

 

[John Price]

Florida has Publix.

 

[SlickShot]

You've obviously never been to Canada.