TV: Favourite Simpsons Moments | Part II

[LeafalCrusader]

This is Ned Flanders, my friend!

What did he say?

I dunno. Something about being gay.

 

[Fixed to Ruin]

 

[John Price]

"Homer's got one of those robot cars"

"One of those American robot cars"

 

[hangman005]

 

[LeafalCrusader]

I'm not principal of the line, mother!

 

[Fixed to Ruin]

I'm not principal of the line, mother!

and you never will be.

 

[John Price]

 

[LeafalCrusader]

We're still going antiquing on Saturday, right mother?

 

[hangman005]

We're still going antiquing on Saturday, right mother?

"Your failing Seymour! What is it with you and failure?"

 

[Fixed to Ruin]

Marge: I got a report on a domestic disturbance at this address.
Skinner: Yes, indeed there is. There's an inflatable bath pillow that mother and I both enjoy. She claimed it was her day to use it, I maintained she was mistaken, we quarreled. Later, as I prepared to bathe, I noticed to my horror that someone had slashed the pillow.
Marge: Uh huh. Who called the police?
Skinner+Mom: We both did.
Marge: Look, why don't you two settle down? I'm sure you can get another pillow.
Skinner: Well, I could send it back to Taiwan for repair, but why should I have to? I've done nothing wrong.

 

[bigdirty]

 

[LeafalCrusader]

Alright pal. Where'd you get the sugar for that tea?

 

[Mr Fahrenheit]

We had another fight over the inflatable bath pillow, I kept screeching and screeching at him

 

[The Nemesis]

Alright pal. Where'd you get the sugar for that tea?

I nicked it. In that split-second when you let your guard down. And I'd do it again.

Goodbye.

 

[LeafalCrusader]

Dear neighbour you are my brother , I love you and yet I feel a great sadness in my bosom

 

[hangman005]

"Quick to the beemobile!" "You mean your Chevy?"

 

[c9777666]

“We interrupt this public affairs program to bring you a football game.”

 

[Ceremony]

“We interrupt this public affairs program to bring you a football game.”

THIS THINGS I BELIEVE

 

[John Price]

Dear neighbour you are my brother , I love you and yet I feel a great sadness in my bosom

Bosom.

 

[LeafalCrusader]

Bosom.

 

[sdf]

Homer's father and others old asses in this cartoon are annoing me... exept Skiner mom, that's fun character

 

[hangman005]

"You ill-mannered sack a' crap!"

 

[The Nemesis]

Malloy's old and he outsmarted the lot of ya! And I'm even older and I outsmarted him! Ahahahahahaha!

 

[hangman005]

Malloy's old and he outsmarted the lot of ya! And I'm even older and I outsmarted him! Ahahahahahaha!

"There was something strange about the way he walked... much more vertical than usual"

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]