Injury Report: Evgeni Malkin hurt in gruesome fight during practice

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EightyOne

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... This just in. Geno REFUSES jersey retirement. Says wants 71 available for son when Austin Lemieux forces the RoboJR.exe to draft him.
 

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Pay him $700,000, he’s better than Rodrigues.

Did Mini Malkin’s skates come close to Geno’s face?
 
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mpp9

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That's not really what happened, Dart Sidious actually fought an adult version of Yoda. Not accurate at all. It's been doctored. Don't believe it people.

I remember watching that in theaters like, ok obviously Yoda doesn't kill him but he can't lose. He can't. Child me was legit devestated lol. Meanwhile my high school gf was probably like, grow up dude.
 
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I remember going to see Geno play his rookie year whenever the Pens came to Boston (was in college and got cheap student tix plus the Bruins were trash) and just being amazed at what "this kid" was capable of. Pretty rad to watch him grow as a player and as a person. I love Geno. We are so spoiled to have him and Sid. Two world-class players and world-class people.
 

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Great, after viciously knocking him over at the start of that fight, Geno is now out "day to day" with the dreaded lower body injury.
 

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