Speculation: Does John Marino exist?

[HandshakeLine]

I mean, I want some real proof. I think he's just a hard light hologram.

Prove me wrong!

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[EightyOne]

 

[HandshakeLine]

Hmmmm..... I also think he might be a Ghost in the Shell re-run. You're right. It's a distinct possibility he's in syndication.

 

[EightyOne]

How do any of us know we're not automatons?

With preprogrammed dreams of androids on ice?

 

[Mario_is_BACK!!]

ppl forget taht

 

[Dipsy Doodle]

I just assumed the Pens hired Industrial Light and Magic to insert him into games.

 

[Tasty Biscuits]

A+ thread.

 

[bathroomSTAAL]

He is Dan Marino's son

 

[ColePens]

Man... beat the clock of 2019 to land thread of the year.

Well done, @HandshakeLin . Well done.

 

[EVGENIMERLIN]

God Marino is all things

 

[Ludwig120]

Now you cursed him with a season ending injury

 

[Honour Over Glory]

I mean, I want some real proof. I think he's just a hard light hologram.

Prove me wrong!

He did take a dump on Jack Johnson’s lawn, with a note that read "Returning the favor for your play as my partner."

So there's actual dna evidence he exists.

 

[Honour Over Glory]

Now you cursed him with a season ending injury

The Pens already mummified him. It was fun while it lasted.

 

[Scandale du Jour]

I mean, I want some real proof. I think he's just a hard light hologram.

Prove me wrong!

2Pac is alive, prove me wrong.

 

[KIRK]

I mean, I want some real proof. I think he's just a hard light hologram.

Prove me wrong!

 

[Tacitus Kilgore]

 

[HandshakeLine]

2Pac is alive, prove me wrong.

Trupoc is made of ball lightning1!

 

[Rich Nixon]

He is Dan Marino's son

Hailing from South Oakland, childhood home of Dan Marino and Andy Warhol.

 

[IcedCapp]

John Marino's nickname in college was "The Female Orgasm", so...

 

[HandshakeLine]

Hailing from South Oakland, childhood home of Dan Marino and Andy Warhol.

In South Oakland born and raised, in a test tube he spent most of his days
Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool,
And all ripping some Chel outside of school
Till a Canadian club that was up to no good
Started making trouble in his neighborhood
He got in one stupid trade and his mom got scared
And sent him to an institution
I'm not crazy, you're the one that's crazy.
I just wanted a Pepsi.

 

[ChaosAgent]

John Marino's nickname in college was "The Female Orgasm", so...

I guess I've seen him with my own eyes. Allegedly. I was told.

...

Oh no he doesn't exist.

 

[KIRK]

In South Oakland born and raised, in a test tube he spent most of his days
Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool,
And all ripping some Chel outside of school
Till a Canadian club that was up to no good
Started making trouble in his neighborhood
He got in one stupid trade and his mom got scared
And sent him to an institution
I'm not crazy, you're the one that's crazy.
I just wanted a Pepsi.

 

[HandshakeLine]

Someone's not up on their 80s SoCal hardcore classics.

 

[HandshakeLine]

But you're right, Marino's closer to vocaloid anyway.

 

[Dipsy Doodle]

bump

Look at this f***in kid