Do you want Coke or ginger ale?

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Jiminy Cricket

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"Do you want Coke or ginger ale?" inquired the mailman.

"Mailman, why are you offering me beverages?" I replied.

"Why, I'm here to deliver the mail," he said. "Do you want Coke or ginger ale?"

"How about a burger instead?"

"Beggars can't be choosers, James. The choices are Coke and ginger ale."

"I'm not begging. You came here and f***ing offered me soda instead of delivering my mail."


Nothing Beat`s a Crisp glass of Soda. :clap::clap::clap:
 
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irunthepeg

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"Do you want Coke or ginger ale?" inquired the mailman.

"Mailman, why are you offering me beverages?" I replied.

"Why, I'm here to deliver the mail," he said. "Do you want Coke or ginger ale?"

"How about a burger instead?"

"Beggars can't be choosers, James. The choices are Coke and ginger ale."

"I'm not begging. You came here and f***ing offered me soda instead of delivering my mail."


Nothing Beat`s a Crisp glass of Soda. :clap::clap::clap:

:clap: lemme know what you think of Jan Mysak's younger brother in my thread
 

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Tarantula

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Nothing like a icy coke to wash down my Mom's favourite, boiled cow tongue!

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So good, it leaves you speechless!
 
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