MartyOwns
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- Apr 1, 2007
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Tonight’s shitshow is brought to you by Parks and Rec. Whether you prefer a 4:20 meeting with Gryzzl, or solemnly downing a bottle of Lagavulin (or both, dealers choice) let’s all sit back and enjoy watching our season spoil like a bouquet of flowers in a fart factory.
Here we go again...time for some Devils hockey!
Q: Can Mueller play again? Ever?
Hynes:
Q: Why do fans watch these bullshit low effort games? Do they have some sort of medical condition?
Fans:
Q: So how do they get through them?
Fans:
Q: What's the mood going to be if we see another loss?
Weber:
Q: Are any players actually meeting expectations this year?
Pickles:
Q: But you're hard at work fixing the problems, right?
Shero:
Q: Hey GDT gang- at least we'll get a good draft pick by sucking, right?!
Mods:
Q: What motivational words of wisdom did you give the guys before this game?
Hynes:
Oh and just so you know...
Cory’s starting tonight!!!
...just kidding, fire pubes.
But let’s not ovary-act to our dismal record...
Instead, let’s shit on the city that has taken more of my money than FICA. f*** these Medieval Times rejects, f*** them right in their Papageorgi-holes.
Devils lineup:
Who gives a f***
Golden Knights lineup:
Go f*** yourself
The Bingo Board:
If you win, PM me screenshots of the posts proving it to win a special* prize!!
*The term special does not refer to the prize itself; it represents the experience of winning said prize. Full legal terms as follows:
And if this game goes the way it probably will and you want to watch something more exciting, here ya go:
LGD!!!!!
Here we go again...time for some Devils hockey!
Q: Can Mueller play again? Ever?
Hynes:
Q: Why do fans watch these bullshit low effort games? Do they have some sort of medical condition?
Fans:
Q: So how do they get through them?
Fans:
Q: What's the mood going to be if we see another loss?
Weber:
Q: Are any players actually meeting expectations this year?
Pickles:
Q: But you're hard at work fixing the problems, right?
Shero:
Q: Hey GDT gang- at least we'll get a good draft pick by sucking, right?!
Mods:
Q: What motivational words of wisdom did you give the guys before this game?
Hynes:
Oh and just so you know...
Cory’s starting tonight!!!
...just kidding, fire pubes.
But let’s not ovary-act to our dismal record...
Instead, let’s shit on the city that has taken more of my money than FICA. f*** these Medieval Times rejects, f*** them right in their Papageorgi-holes.
Devils lineup:
Who gives a f***
Golden Knights lineup:
Go f*** yourself
The Bingo Board:
If you win, PM me screenshots of the posts proving it to win a special* prize!!*The term special does not refer to the prize itself; it represents the experience of winning said prize. Full legal terms as follows:
And if this game goes the way it probably will and you want to watch something more exciting, here ya go:
LGD!!!!!
