OT: Describe every player on the Sens roster in 1 sentence

[senseimike]

Hey Guys,

I've noticed that excluding Tkachuk and Stuzle, the narrative about pretty much every player on the Sens is mostly the same- "young player, lots of potential" etc or "veteran brought in to provide experience". So I'm having a hard team keeping track of who is who. So without further ado, let's describe each player on the roster in 1 sentence so we can differentiate who is who!

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[Tuna99]

Batherson - prefers to shower
Norris - See Chuck
Murray - I got my two Stanley Cup ring plug in my ear
Chabot - most hassled player on the team
Watson - Elementary
Zaitsev - since when was I best player on the team
Hogberg - he’ll hog the net this year

 

[Xspyrit]

Top-6 building pieces : Jim Stutzle, Drake Batherson, Brady Tkachuk, Josh Norris

Bottom-6 building pieces : Connor Brown, Nick Paul

Top-4 building pieces : Thomas Chabot

It remains to be seen : Colin White, Alex Galchenyuk, Christian Wolanin, Matt Murray


All the rest are (or should be!) short term rental veterans (Stepan, Reilly, Anisimov, Paquette, Coburn) or stop gaps for maybe more than a year (Dadonov, Tierney, Watson, Zaitsev, Gudbranson, Josh Brown, Marcus Hogberg)

 

[Sweatred]

White - coined the NHL version of “White Glove Developmental Plan”

 

[Sens of Anarchy]

White - coined the NHL version of “White Glove Developmental Plan”

Who's wearing the white gloves?

 

[Sweatred]

Who's wearing the white gloves?

Ive screamed for two years that the Sens were ruining Whites development.

 

[ijif]

Young or not good - I think that applies to basically every player on the roster.

 

[senseimike]

thx guys!

 

[senseimike]

Young or not good - I think that applies to basically every player on the roster.

lol!

 

[Sensmileletsgo]

Dadanov- who’s your daddy?
Stepan- my shot was wide because I thought the net was in the corner
Gudbranson- help sign my petition to get cross checks as a recognized stat.

I have no idea if I’m doing this thread right.

 

[2CHAINZ]

Anisimov - Veteran legs

Stepan - Veteran hairline

Nick Paul - Big dick