Dave Hakstol Part IV

[Beef Invictus]

Fire Dung Heapstink

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[sa cyred]

Lame Hakdul

 

[Magua]

We started Part III less than 2 weeks ago.

Here’s hoping Part IV is the one that does it.

 

[kudymen]

Drain Heptastink, victim of good players

 

[Jray42]

I don’t think our approach has been very effective, it’s time to change it up with some reverse psychology action

#ExtendHakstol

 

[Amorgus]

#ExtendHakstol

 

[kudymen]

I don’t think our approach has been very effective, it’s time to change it up with some reverse psychology action

#ExtendHakstol

Dunno.. Jake might middle finger you next time

 

[Oskar Man]

I don’t think our approach has been very effective, it’s time to change it up with some reverse psychology action

#ExtendHakstol

Agreed.

Hire Dell Houston.

 

[Ruck Over]

I saw the old thread closed (before seeing this one created), and there was a brief fleeting moment where I thought he was fired, and it was closed as a symbol of victory.

But then I just realized it approached the post-limit, and he's still here. Whomp whomp.

 

[Ghosts Beer]

The titles to this continuing thread always remind me of Ben Folds’ “Fred Jones pt. 2.” And the song’s theme is fitting on top of the title sounding similar.

Dave sits alone at his desk in the dark
There’s an awkward young shadow, Knob waits in the hall
Hak’s packed all his things
And he’s put them in boxes
Things that remind him that at least Dakota was good
Over four years he moved to Wells Fargo
Now the GM’s here to take him downstairs
And I’m sorry, Mr. ‘Stok, it’s time

... And no one who posts here can spell his last name
Yeah, & life barrels on like a runaway train
Where the passengers change
They don’t change anything
You get off, someone else can get on
And I’m sorry, Mr. ‘Stok, it’s time

 

[David St Hubbins]

I saw the old thread closed (before seeing this one created), and there was a brief fleeting moment where I thought he was fired, and it was closed as a symbol of victory.

 

[tictactoe]

Eklund says that Hak is on the hot sit. I hope he is right this one time.

 

[Beef Invictus]

The titles to this continuing thread always remind me of Ben Folds’ “Fred Jones pt. 2.” And the song’s theme is fitting on top of the title sounding similar.

Dave sits alone at his desk in the dark
There’s an awkward young shadow, Knob waits in the hall
Hak’s packed all his things
And he’s put them in boxes
Things that remind him that at least Dakota was good
Over four years he moved to Wells Fargo
Now the GM’s here to take him downstairs
And I’m sorry, Mr. ‘Stok, it’s time

... And no one who posts here can spell his last name
Yeah, & life barrels on like a runaway train
Where the passengers change
They don’t change anything
You get off, someone else can get on
And I’m sorry, Mr. ‘Stok, it’s time

Keeping the names as neutral as possible to belie the hostility within amuses me way more than it should.

 

[David St Hubbins]

Eklund says that Hak is on the hot sit. I hope he is right this one time.

 

[Nizzle]

Sack the Hak

 

[Amorgus]

Anyone remember H.R. Pufnstuf?

David Haknstok!
Has his team all sucking c***!
David Haknstok!
Got the emotions and the brain of a rock!

 

[David St Hubbins]

Anyone remember H.R. Pufnstuf?

David Haknstok!
Has his team all sucking c***!
David Haknstok!
Got the emotions and the brain of a rock!

 

[BigToe]

Fire Dung Heapstink

These names get better every time.

 

[Amorgus]

He looks heavy and reliable. Get him some skates.

 

[Danko]

Dontavious Octavious Jerome Shaboom Shaboom Hackenstuff needs to go

 

[tucson83]

what are the best coaches out there that will be a good fit for this team? joel q would be perfect but i doubt chicago is going to let him go.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

I feel like Part III lacked the requisite spite. So I suggest that this one be really stuffed with spite. Moar spite.

Fire Hakstok.

 

[Stizzle]

I wish Dave Scott had a known Twitter handle so we could link him to these Hakstol threads.

 

[Magua]

Do not feel bad for Coach Dwave Elizondo Diet Mountain Dew Hakbert Crapmacho if he is fired!

He is an above av--

-- *cough* an above average coach who will get hired by some other team, god willing. Maybe even a rival.

And if not that, he has a future in media with his natural charisma and--

-- *cough* natural charisma and easygoing charm. A real presence in front of the camera.

Amen.

 

[Ruck Over]

^ savage