Dave Hakstol Part IV

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  1. Beef Invictus

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    Lame Hakdul
     
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    We started Part III less than 2 weeks ago. :laugh:

    Here’s hoping Part IV is the one that does it.
     
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    I don’t think our approach has been very effective, it’s time to change it up with some reverse psychology action

    #ExtendHakstol
     
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    #ExtendHakstol
     
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    Dunno.. Jake might middle finger you next time :laugh:
     
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    Agreed.

    Hire Dell Houston.
     
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    I saw the old thread closed (before seeing this one created), and there was a brief fleeting moment where I thought he was fired, and it was closed as a symbol of victory.

    But then I just realized it approached the post-limit, and he's still here. Whomp whomp.
     
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    The titles to this continuing thread always remind me of Ben Folds’ “Fred Jones pt. 2.” And the song’s theme is fitting on top of the title sounding similar.

    Dave sits alone at his desk in the dark
    There’s an awkward young shadow, Knob waits in the hall
    Hak’s packed all his things
    And he’s put them in boxes
    Things that remind him that at least Dakota was good
    Over four years he moved to Wells Fargo
    Now the GM’s here to take him downstairs
    And I’m sorry, Mr. ‘Stok, it’s time

    ... And no one who posts here can spell his last name
    Yeah, & life barrels on like a runaway train
    Where the passengers change
    They don’t change anything
    You get off, someone else can get on
    And I’m sorry, Mr. ‘Stok, it’s time
     
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    Eklund says that Hak is on the hot sit. I hope he is right this one time.
     
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    Keeping the names as neutral as possible to belie the hostility within amuses me way more than it should.
     
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    Anyone remember H.R. Pufnstuf?

    David Haknstok!
    Has his team all sucking c***!
    David Haknstok!
    Got the emotions and the brain of a rock!
     
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    These names get better every time.
     
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    He looks heavy and reliable. Get him some skates.
     
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    Dontavious Octavious Jerome Shaboom Shaboom Hackenstuff needs to go
     
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    what are the best coaches out there that will be a good fit for this team? joel q would be perfect but i doubt chicago is going to let him go.
     
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    I feel like Part III lacked the requisite spite. So I suggest that this one be really stuffed with spite. Moar spite.

    Fire Hakstok.
     
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    I wish Dave Scott had a known Twitter handle so we could link him to these Hakstol threads.

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    Do not feel bad for Coach Dwave Elizondo Diet Mountain Dew Hakbert Crapmacho if he is fired!

    He is an above av--

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    -- *cough* an above average coach who will get hired by some other team, god willing. Maybe even a rival.

    And if not that, he has a future in media with his natural charisma and--

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    -- *cough* natural charisma and easygoing charm. A real presence in front of the camera.

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    Amen.
     
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