Confirmed with Link: Coyotes sign Ronald Knot (D), 1 yr 2-way

[TheLegend]

Hey.... like they said.... it's Knot a big deal.

 

[Grimes]

Has anyone posted any "Knot" puns with this guy's name yet?










Cause I have Knot had the time to go through this thread.

 

[BAdvocate]

Does he have a Berry farm?

Has he ever been to space? Spent a night in a haunted house? Been a fish? Had a haircut from Floyd?

 

[Rockomax]

So the Coyotes sign this guy... one could they tied the Knot

 

[Mangosteen]

Man, I take it all back, only the best UFAs will sign here. Heard Knot picked us over 11 different teams. It was because of our weather

 

[Baby Doaner]

Man, I take it all back, only the best UFAs will sign here. Heard Knot picked us over 11 different teams. It was because of our weather

That’s knot what I heard.

 

[Llewzaher]

wow what a punny thread ..... knot

 

[GhostofTommyBolin]

Piece of string walks into a bar. Says to the bartender, "Jack and Coke, please."
Bartender says, "I can't serve you, you're a piece of string."
String leaves, frays his ends a bit, twists himself up, heads back in.
Bartender says, "Hey, weren't you just in here?"
String says, "Nope, I'm a frayed knot."

 

[Summer Rose]

If that's the only hitch to this signing, I'm glad we roped him in.

This puns have me making a bowline for the exit.

 

[jmelm]

My expectations are closer to Provolnev than Lyubushkin.

No harm giving him a try though.

He can be Jiricek's room mate in Tuscon after we trade Chychrun for 6 OA.

You mean Nemec

What's not to like with this deal?

And yes, I was avoiding the obvious pun.

 

[Schemp]

He fits a need on the Coyotes. I hope he makes the team instead of being a depth D in Tucson. More than likely, part of the Tempe Tucson shuttle service. Bringing in ex-KHL veterans to help put out the dumpster fire in Tucson.

 

[Bonsai Tree]

I dont see why Knot

OK, stop.

 

[Knights2017]

OK, stop.

I will Knot

 

[MIGs Dog]

OK, stop.

Can't stop...without a stopper knot.

 

[jmelm]

Man…when I first saw this news I thought I hope we found a hidden gem here like we did with V last season and could be a solid player for us. But this thread is now kinda making me hope he doesn’t make the team, or we’re going to be in for a full season or multiple years of puns….and I’m just not sure if my soul can take that.

 

[Jormungandr]

Yeah this thread is going on ignore.

 

[AZviaNJ]

He retweeted this from his twitter account (@RonaldKnot)




Also.....

Some of the worst goaltending ever recorded in the 2nd video.

 

[Name Nameless]

Has anyone posted any "Knot" puns with this guy's name yet?










Cause I have Knot had the time to go through this thread.

My hunch is the "K" not is silent.

I don't speak Czech, but having the "K" silent is more or less an oddity in English.

 

[crazyhockeylover96]

My hunch is the "K" not is silent.

I don't speak Czech, but having the "K" silent is more or less an oddity in English.

I know what you mean. I just knew you are the knight of knowledge. We just need to keep our knit knapsacks full of knickknacks , knives, and knickers above our knees as we kneel on our knuckles in the knoll to knock the cobwebs from minds.

Sorry. I’m in a weird mood.

 

[Bonsai Tree]

I know what you mean. I just knew you are the knight of knowledge. We just need to keep our knit knapsacks full of knickknacks , knives, and knickers above our knees as we kneel on our knuckles in the knoll to knock the cobwebs from minds.

Sorry. I’m in a weird mood.

k

 

[The Feckless Puck]

His surname backwards is "Tonk," so that's what I'm gonna call him from now on.