Charity is Absolute f***ing Garbage

[Jiminy Cricket]

Imagine Literally givin`g AnWay money for Free. I Work`d hard 4 every Dime @ my Disposal `n` I`ll be Gosh`d if I Will literally give it away 2 sum Ner`d who didn`t work as hard as me. I Have Million`s `n` Million`s `n` Million`s `n` Million`s of Dollar`s `n` I`m Keepin`g it all 4 Myselve.

If U Donate 2 Charity, U Are Liderally A Idiot.

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[Kevs Security]

@Jiminy Cricket you're a great man. And a wealthy one... but remember this:

Wit Gr8 Powe`r , Come`s Gr8 Responsinbilintey

 

[CRM 114]

Imagine Literally givin`g AnWay money for Free. I Work`d hard 4 every Dime @ my Disposal `n` I`ll be Gosh`d if I Will literally give it away 2 sum Ner`d who didn`t work as hard as me. I Have Million`s `n` Million`s `n` Million`s `n` Million`s of Dollar`s `n` I`m Keepin`g it all 4 Myselve.

If U Donate 2 Charity, U Are Liderally A Idiot.

What happens when they implement the 99% tax rate on the wealthy?

 

[Kevs Security]

What happens when they implement the 99% tax rate on the wealthy?

Jimbo will still make a million bucks a year, cash!

 

[Jiminy Cricket]

@Jiminy Cricket you're a great man. And a wealthy one... but remember this:

Wit Gr8 Powe`r , Come`s Gr8 Responsinbilintey

I have been slaving away at McDonald`s® for roughly 20 hours a week since age 19 and I will be DAMNED if anyone is gonna take away the wealth I have accumulated.

 

[Newsworthy]

Cricket trying to be the comedian he is not. Insulting people isn't funny ever. Amateurism at its best. Kathy Griffin level.

 

[beowulf]

Stupid post is stupid.

 

[Jiminy Cricket]

Cricket trying to be the comedian he is not. Insulting people isn't funny ever. Amateurism at its best. Kathy Griffin level.

Stupid post is stupid.

I would Rather lite money on Fire then Donate Gosh-Earn`d Money to Poor Peasant`s like Yourselve. Have fun Starvin`g 2nite Wile I Am Sailing Aroun`d on my Privacht Yacht, As Usual.

 

[Newsworthy]

I might not have money or friends but I have a dog who keeps me company.

 

[deepdark]

I might not have money or friends but I have a dog who keeps me company.

A dog can and will lick your bowls.

 

[darko]

You are rich as f*** so you could afford to donate.

 

[Kevs Security]

Jim-Bo! Donate some money, do it now! I dare you motherf***er.

 

[beowulf]

I would Rather lite money on Fire then Donate Gosh-Earn`d Money to Poor Peasant`s like Yourselve. Have fun Starvin`g 2nite Wile I Am Sailing Aroun`d on my Privacht Yacht, As Usual.

Considering how dumb you sound from your posts on here I highly doubt you don't still live with your parents making minimum wage if you work at all.

 

[Jussi]

Narrator: "He's not rich."

 

[Jiminy Cricket]

LITERALLY NERD`S.

If I Wasn`t Literally Rich then How Would I Literally Afford THIS YAGHT:

Their I`m Am Saling Acro`s`t The S`pecific Ocean with My Beautiful Wive Touring the Worl`d with are Beautiful Feet. So How Did We AnFord This If We Aren`t Literally Rich?

Cheque Mate.

 

[VickAshley]

LITERALLY NERD`S.

If I Wasn`t Literally Rich then How Would I Literally Afford THIS YAGHT:

Their I`m Am Saling Acro`s`t The S`pecific Ocean with My Beautiful Wive Touring the Worl`d with are Beautiful Feet. So How Did We AnFord This If We Aren`t Literally Rich?

Cheque Mate.

I can't thank you enough for the DM invite to your big boat for NYE but I am afraid that myselve and Ashbae have plans already concocted for the eve of new years day and the tickets were expensive so we cannot change them at this latest minute due to issues regarding logistics but if it is not too much of a request maybe perhaps we can rain-cheque this for a later date perhaps in the months of February or March of 2019? I am currently training for my new job which will replace all of the other jobs in just ONE job and should have PTO benefits accrued by those months to have a short holiday and we (Ashbae and myselve) were thinking of doing a cruise but this sound like an even better vay-cay because it is more intimate and sometimes those cruises cause sickness and flu-like viruses and infections due to the food-safety or lacking there-of, but your chef sounds amazing and I'm sure that you pay for only the best!

 

[sdf]

Cricket trying to be the comedian he is not. Insulting people isn't funny ever. Amateurism at its best. Kathy Griffin level.

I did not know that his weird posts are supposed to be comedic

 

[Jiminy Cricket]

Charity is a Scam. I Use 2 donate Million`s of dollar`s to Cancer, Ade`s, Hospital`s, Etc. And I Got Literally Absolutely Nothin`g in Return, `n` Those Disease`s isn`t even Cure`d. So I will Keep my Hard Earn`d money 2 Myselve from now on.

 

[Jiminy Cricket]

Liderally Riddle me This: How come Everyone Start`s a f***in`g GoFundMe everytime they get sum f***in`g Bill`s now. Guess wat, I`m not Contributin`g a f***in`g Dime because Take Care of You`re own Selve. It`s not my Respomsability 2 pay for You`re bill`s, even if it`s Medical Bill`s u Should of thought about that Before gettin`g sick. Or Get sum Better Health Insurance. It`s Literally That Simple.

 

[Channelcat]

Enabling dependence is wrong.