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Ozmodiar

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OldCraig brought this up in anticipation of Bergevin's year-end presser ...

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And Roy Munson, was gracious enough to turn it into this ...

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the look on Bergevin's face after the beer bottle miss!
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Runner77

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The signing of Alexandre Alain, a winger who may be a center but who is listed as a winger, led to this ...

Epic

Does he play center?

Edit: or wing, doesn't matter...

Offensive center with decent size.
Looks like he'll be a great LW
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Costello: That's what I want to find out. I want you to tell me who plays on the Habs.
Abbott: I'm telling you. A winger is the first line center, a first line center is a winger and a third line center is a second line center ...
Costello: Wha ...
Abbott: And a third pairing D is a first pairing D.
Costello: Are they going to put an end to this?
Abbott: They promised changes.
Costello: When are these changes coming in?
Abbott: No one knows. They're too busy trying to finish a condo project.

~ ~ ~ ~ ~

Costello: Didn't they sign a local guy yesterday?
Abbott: Yes, Alexandre Alain.
Costello: What position does he play?
Abbott: He plays wing.
Costello: I thought I heard that the Habs had signed a center.
Abbott: He's listed as a winger in the Q, he is playing wing in the Q playoffs but the Habs announced his signing as a center.
Costello: I thought you said they wouldn't do this anymore?
Abbott: I can't tell you more than this, other GMs might be listening in on our conversation ...

~ ~ ~ ~ ~

Costello: Well then, who came up with this cockamany strategy?
Abbott: Someone who wanted the team to tank.
Costello: Who might that be?
Abbott: We don't know.
Costello: How don't we know?
Abbott: It's a secret plan.

~ ~ ~ ~ ~

Costello: So you're rooting for a secret team?
Abbott: No, they promised greater transparency.
Costello: Well, when are they going to tell you?
Abbott: I don't know, they just fired all of their communications staff.
Costello: Why did they get fired?
Abbott: Nobody knows.

~ ~ ~ ~ ~

Costello: So, do you know anything, anything at all?
Abbott: Yes, of course. The Habs org. are a friends and family business.
Costello: How so?
Abbott: The Rockets' GM is the father of a Rockets' assistant coach.
Costello: Oh ...
Abbott: All Habs hockey ops staffers are Bergevin close friends.
Costello: Really?
Abbott: A Habs Q scout is the father of a Rockets player ...
Costello: That doesn't work, you can't mix business with friends and family.
Abbott: Sure you can.
Costello: It's like being surrounded by yes-men!
Abbott: Not if they throw F-Bombs around.

~ ~ ~ ~ ~

Costello: So why are you still a fan of this team?
Abbott: Fan experience.
Costello: But they won't tell you anything!
Abbott: You don't get it.
Costello: What don't I get?!
Abbott: You don't have the right attitude.
Costello: What attitude is that?
Abbott: It all starts with better food.
Costello: So you're hanging in because of better food?
Abbott: I don't know, haven't tasted it yet.
 

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:laugh: Glad you liked it! I'm thinking of making it longer. I have a few ideas :)

Roy, here's one that has some potential. Going on the Moobs theme, we could have Julien doing what this guy's doing and behind him, Habs players instead of the football team. No expectations, just floating it out there:

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Kimota

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Adam Michaels had posted this pic showing the scrum around Gallagher on locker clean-out day:

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But, that's not the most intriguing part. When you look a little closer, you notice this ...

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Brian Wilde's face is priceless. Destroyed by spending a year with a mangler on twitter, defending indefensible propositions.

Somebody needs to put Nimima's face on the first picture.
 
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Roy, here's one that has some potential. Going on the Moobs theme, we could have Julien doing what this guy's doing and behind him, Habs players instead of the football team. No expectations, just floating it out there:

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I have to accept that challenge, I just have to :laugh: Is this from The Waterboy?
 
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ahmedou

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@CanadiensMTL: Without naming names, just a reminder that licking is frowned upon on the golf course as well.
@Bmarch63: Funny...throwing shade when you were out of the playoff race since October
 

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@CanadiensMTL: Without naming names, just a reminder that licking is frowned upon on the golf course as well.
@Bmarch63: Funny...throwing shade when you were out of the playoff race since October

He is wrong, it was way before that, something like July
 

WG

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@CanadiensMTL: Without naming names, just a reminder that licking is frowned upon on the golf course as well.
@Bmarch63: Funny...throwing shade when you were out of the playoff race since October
I hate to side with ratface here, but after the season we just saw, the Habs official Twitter should keep its f'n head down. No position to be calling out anybody, and especially no golf-related potshots from a team that started making tee times around Christmas.
 

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