Injury Report: Carter Hart, ‘mid-body injury,’ 2 to 42 Days from 11/2; Nov. 11 update to the prior update

[Flyerfan4life]

Thankfully the Flyers have updated their injury statuses:

Hart, day to day (this basically means could be a week, a month, or all year, what the f*** do doctors know anyway?)

Sandstrom, day to day (honestly, we forgot he was still on the roster but, as far as we know, he’s still alive and in possession of all four limbs)

Risto, gonna be out for a bit longer (translation: we think he’s dying)

Ellis, out indefinitely (in reality, he’s been dead for over a year)

you forgot Staal... but then so did everyone else.

 

[Audible Velvet]

Mid body injury indeed

I hope they at least got the "body injury" part right

Any time I scroll past this thread, I read the title as “mind-body injury”. The thing is, it’s quite believable.

 

[ponder719]

you forgot Staal... but then so did everyone else.

I'm certainly trying to, but people keep reminding me.

 

[Curufinwe]

Is there anything more bizarre than this team and injury progressions?

This isn't an injury, it's an illness. He could have Covid, the flu, mono, the mumps, etc.

 

[Ironmanrulez]

This isn't an injury, it's an illness. He could have Covid, the flu, mono, the mumps, etc.

Curu and the flyers medical staff is a lovestory i will never understand

 

[Rich Nixon]

This isn't an injury, it's an illness. He could have Covid, the flu, mono, the mumps, etc.

Bringing the mumps back to the NHL this season would be sick. It did originate in Anaheim last time around if IIRC.

 

[SolidSnakeUS]

"Got progressively worse"? I suppose that means regressed.

So what you're telling me, is that the Flyers doctors are doing the same thing they've been doing for the last 20 years?

 

[Philly Fanatik]

Hart’s career is in jeopardy with the outcome of the Team Canada sex scandal…playing at a high level with concerning serious implications must be torture.
Sounds like the NHL could reveal their findings of the situation very soon!

 

[FlyTimmo]

Hart’s career is in jeopardy with the outcome of the Team Canada sex scandal…playing at a high level with concerning serious implications must be torture.
Sounds like the NHL could reveal their findings of the situation very soon!

Is there any new news on the situation or are you just saying this for fun?

 

[Philly Fanatik]

Is there any new news on the situation or are you just saying this for fun?

No news…but this implications are not funny!
It’s been a while since any feedback was revealed….surmising on my part!

 

[DrinkFightFlyers]

"Trade me right f***ing now!"
- Denis Lemieux Carter Hart

 

[Mickey the mouse]

I'll bet he's on the ice tomorrow for practice.

Probably had 24 hour flu or something

 

[Larry44]

I'll bet he's on the ice tomorrow for practice.

Probably had 24 hour flu or something

It was posted on Twitter, Hart said he ate some bad fish in Anaheim and got food poisoning. Of course, if he got named in the Hockey Canada report for a big suspension, it could turn out to have been 'crapping my pants at my [or one of my friend's] career flashing before my eyes.' I hope not, the Flyers don't deserve any more bad luck.

Hart back from food poisoning, what Tortorella won't lose sight of and more