Recalled/Assigned: Carolina fan draft first-round pick, reporting for duty

[Roboturner913]

I am honored to join you all for the playoffs.

I am not extremely knowledgeable about the NYRs or the NYC, but I love pastrami and the Beastie Boys. And thanks to my kids I have watched "The Secret Life of Pets" about 42 times in the last calendar month. I figure that's probably at least 90% of what I need to know anyway.

In the meantime, please let me know how I can be of service and whose *** I have to kiss to make things happen around here.

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[Hire Sather]

You have high expectations to live up to as a Canes fan.

halleJOKEL was huge for us filling the same role.

 

[hi]

Hi the Hurricanes have a better chance of winning a playoff series in 2017 than the Rangers.

Welcome

 

[Roboturner913]

Straight outta twenty six
crazy motha-****a named Robo
repping for the NYR,
my homies from the Metro
Coming’ hard with the true flow
Don’t act like you don’t know
I’m fearless, I’m peerless
I know that you feel this
Don’t be fooled by my wild exterior
On the interior I’m rarely inferior
I’m hard on the tables, don’t put up with no labels
Rumors of my mad skills are not simply fables
If a mod comes a bangin’
Ya boy will handle this
I got gifs, and clips, and hyperactive lips
Fools that come trollin get served up something fierce

 

[Igor Shestyorkin]

Straight outta twenty six
crazy motha-****a named Robo
repping for the NYR,
my homies from the Metro
Coming’ hard with the true flow
Don’t act like you don’t know
I’m fearless, I’m peerless
I know that you feel this
Don’t be fooled by my wild exterior
On the interior I’m rarely inferior
I’m hard on the tables, don’t put up with no labels
Rumors of my mad skills are not simply fables
If a mod comes a bangin’
Ya boy will handle this
I got gifs, and clips, and hyperactive lips
Fools that come trollin get served up something fierce

Can you coach?

 

[Bob Richards]

Of course we get the Saints fan.

Welcome aboard! This place is 90% madness, 8% nitrogen and 2% AV sucks/is great bandwidth.

 

[Oscar Lindberg]

What's happening here

 

[Roboturner913]

Can you coach?

I was the third base coach for my kid's t-ball team last spring. we were undefeated

 

[TheBloodyNine]

You seem like a cool guy. I only regret to inform you that the playoff run won't be very long.

 

[Irishguy42]

What's happening here

We didn't get halleJOKEL, so we got the next...best?...thing.

 

[Machinehead]

Rule 1 - You hate AV

Rule 2 - You really hate AV

Rule 3 - Don't touch my charts

Rule 4 - Technically, most of them are graphs


Welcome aboard

 

[Roboturner913]

Hi the Hurricanes have a better chance of winning a playoff series in 2017 than the Rangers.

Welcome

You seem like a cool guy. I only regret to inform you that the playoff run won't be very long.

come on guys, let's turn them frowns upside-downz. a chance is a chance

 

[Roboturner913]

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG

that may be the single greatest thing I've ever seen on the internet

 

[Crease]

Just image someone flushed your puppy down the toilet before you post and you'll fit right in.

 

[Machinehead]

Oh, and Kevin Hayes lost 20 pounds.

You don't need any context, just know he lost 20 pounds.

 

[Roboturner913]

Of course we get the Saints fan.

hey, what happens on page 2 stays on page 2, friend. it's the worlds, gotta keeps the worlds from colliding

 

[Irishguy42]

We need to give Robo a crash-course in Rangers memes.

 

[Machinehead]

I like his avatar

 

[Roboturner913]

Oh, and Kevin Hayes lost 20 pounds.

You don't need any context, just know he lost 20 pounds.

who the **** is kevin hayes, sounds like somebody who tried to overcharge me for a water pump on my Delta 88

 

[Irishguy42]

who the **** is kevin hayes, sounds like somebody who tried to overcharge me for a water pump on my Delta 88

 

[Machinehead]

who the **** is kevin hayes, sounds like somebody who tried to overcharge me for a water pump on my Delta 88

Yeah that's him!

And he plays for the Rangers now.

 

[Oscar Lindberg]

Do you know anything about well-oiled threesomes and Papa John's pizza?

 

[Revel]

When watching games, know that those will not be "boos" you're hearing. It's actually "Zuuuuuc" and "Buuuuch". If such misfortune falls upon us that we have to dig deep and call up Boo Nieves...you will actually be hearing "Boo"...but a good kind of boo.

If you forget any of this, don't fear...Sam (our PbP guy) will remind you.

 

[YoSoyLalo]

im so sorry

 

[Machinehead]

Yeah when we score three goals (basically every road game) that's pizza. That one is important.