OT: Canes news goes round the world

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  1. tarheelhockey

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    This is a fun way to celebrate our international fanbase. Take today's Canes-related news and Google Translate the article through all the languages of the hockey world, then back to English. In theory, this should be the most perfect rendering of events in our language, comprehensible to all through the wonders of internet translation.

    For starters, we'll go: English -> Swedish -> Finnish -> Czech -> French -> Slovak -> Danish -> German -> Russian -> English




    Canes Recall Bishop, Assign Necas and Fleury to AHL

    Laptop: why produce dog food?
    Necas improves the game and for several years looks at Charlotte with ice


    After leaving Wednesday, Carolina Hurricane returns to the center of the fourth Raleigh Center team, which included a new face from Clark Bishop and the beautiful face of Scott Darling.

    After three nights, start 4 nights (1-2-0), from the north and west of the team on the way to Cannes and further south, with a three-day interval between matches. Free up and play with the thinner parts of the game.

    "Of all the games we played, the fact that Tampa had energy is in energy." Rod Brind'Amour, head coach Rod Brind'Amour, said: “We want to play all games better, of course, we used special teams for our time, but in our game small details that are not good, try to solve them. "

    One of them is a really strong game that foresees 2-25 (8%) at the beginning of the season and had a slight 4-2 loss to Keppel on Tuesday in Tampa Bay.

    “We have Zontide, our recordings were fantastic every year when we came, but we hurried,” said Brind'Amour. “What happens when we talk about our achievements starts at five to five, we are ineffective, we must return to understanding that we have good talents, and we do it for work, for your peace of mind, just to avoid fire” .
     
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    Can we please keep this thread on topic?
     
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    Probably the only way you ever see the words beautiful and Darling's face in the same sentence...
     
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    The current topic is: Zontide
     
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    We can has idea for game thread
     
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    And that's used for Erectile disfunction?
     
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    Zontide =/= Marley drug...
     
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    Obligatory reference to the greatest translation work of all time:

    English As She Is Spoke - Wikipedia

    I now present, in full, Mark Twain's introduction of this brilliant, brilliant piece of work.

    INTRODUCTION TO “THE NEW GUIDE OF THE CONVERSATION IN PORTUGUESE AND ENGLISH”

    BY PEDRO CAROLINO


    In this world of uncertainties, there is, at any rate, one thing which may be pretty confidently set down as a certainty: and that is, that this celebrated little phrase-book will never die while the English language lasts. Its delicious unconscious ridiculousness, and its enchanting naïveté, are as supreme and unapproachable, in their way, as are Shakespeare’s sublimities. Whatsoever is perfect in its kind, in literature, is imperishable: nobody can add to the absurdity of this book, nobody can imitate it successfully, nobody can hope to produce its fellow; it is perfect, it must and will stand alone: its immortality is secure.

    It is one of the smallest books in the world, but few big books have received such wide attention, and been so much pondered by the grave and the learned, and so much discussed and written about by the thoughtful, the thoughtless, the wise, and the foolish. Long notices of it have appeared, from time to time, in the great English reviews, and in erudite and authoritative philological periodicals; and it has been laughed at, danced upon, and tossed in a blanket by nearly every newspaper and magazine in the English-speaking world. Every scribbler, almost, has had his little fling at it, at one time or another; I had mine fifteen years ago. The book gets out of print, every now and then, and one ceases to hear of it for a season; but presently the nations and near and far colonies of our tongue and lineage call for it once more, and once more it issues from some London or Continental or American press, and runs a new course around the globe, wafted on its way by the wind of a world’s laughter.

    Many persons have believed that this book’s miraculous stupidities were studied and disingenuous; but no one can read the volume carefully through and keep that opinion. It was written in serious good faith and deep earnestness, by an honest and upright idiot who believed he knew something of the English language, and could impart his knowledge to others. The amplest proof of this crops out somewhere or other upon each and every page. There are sentences in the book which could have been manufactured by a man in his right mind, and with an intelligent and deliberate purpose to seem innocently ignorant; but there are other sentences, and paragraphs, which no mere pretended ignorance could ever achieve—nor yet even the most genuine and comprehensive ignorance, when unbacked by inspiration.

    It is not a fraud who speaks in the following paragraph of the author’s Preface, but a good man, an honest man, a man whose conscience is at rest, a man who believes he has done a high and worthy work for his nation and his generation, and is well pleased with his performance:

    “We expect then, who the little book (for the care what we wrote him, and for her typographical correction) that may be worth the acceptation of the studious persons, and especialy of the Youth, at which we dedicate him particularly.”

    One cannot open this book anywhere and not find richness. To prove that this is true, I will open it at random and copy the page I happen to stumble upon. Here is the result:

    “DIALOGUE 16
    “FOR TO SEE THE TOWN


    “Anthony, go to accompany they gentilsmen, do they see the town.
    “We won’t to see all that is it remarquable here.
    “Come with me, if you please. I shall not folget nothing what can to merit your attention. Here we are near to cathedral; will you come in there?
    “We will first to see him in oudside, after we shall go in there for to look the interior.
    “Admire this master piece gothic architecture’s.
    “The chasing of all they figures is astonishing’indeed.
    “The cupola and the nave are not less curious to see.
    “What is this palace how I see youder?
    “It is the town hall.
    “And this tower here at this side?
    “It is the Observatory.
    “The bridge is very fine, it have ten archs, and is constructed of free stone.
    “The streets are very layed out by line and too paved.
    “What is the circuit of this town?
    “Two leagues.
    “There is it also hospitals here?
    “It not fail them.
    “What are then the edifices the worthest to have seen?
    “It is the arsnehal, the spectacle’s hall, the Custom-house, and the Purse.
    “We are going too see the others monuments such that the public pawnbroker’s office, the plants garden’s, the money office’s, the library.
    “That it shall be for another day; we are tired.”

    “DIALOGUE 17
    “TO INFORM ONE’SELF OF A PERSON


    “How is that gentilman who you did speak by and by?
    “Is a German.
    “I did think him Englishman.
    “He is of the Saxony side.
    “He speak the french very well.
    “Tough he is German, he speak so much well italyan, french, spanish and english, that among the Italyans, they believe him Italyan, he speak the frenche as the Frenches himselves. The Spanishesmen believe him Spanishing, and the Englishes, Englisman. It is difficult to enjoy well so much several langages.”

    The last remark contains a general truth; but it ceases to be a truth when one contracts it and applies it to an individual—provided that that individual is the author of this book, Senhor Pedro Carolino. I am sure I should not find it difficult “to enjoy well so much several langages”—or even a thousand of them—if he did the translating for me from the originals into his ostensible English.
     
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    "we do it for work, for your peace of mind, just to avoid fire"

    That's... actually a pretty good summary of what motivates an NHL coach.
     
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    Here’s what the Hurricanes need to do to fix the struggling power play

    Unleash the power of battle
    According to the ships of Alexander

    October 19, 2018 10:06

    Carolina Hurricane defender Justin Folk quickly asked for the strength to play.

    “I hope he gets fat,” he says.

    Look at the guard. Get current advice. Create wrinkles and just jump or start. Find a way.

    But more than anything, Folk said and continued it. Believe in this process.

    "Sometimes there is no tendency to handle things," said Folk. "If there are no numbers, it is difficult to keep this process."
    “The force needs our team, you need to play, it usually worsens the situation, we need to dig a little deeper.”

    Errors make it possible to speak. They are not good. The chest, now 4-2-1 back, fell to 8%.
     
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    'Storm Surge' is now Zontide.
     
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    I messed up somehow, and the same text ended up going to translation again also in the previous language like some weird canon. I can't bring myself to delete any, because #wrathofkhan:


    Kalpa-richer Eatu Luostarinen threatened with conscious heads "We threatened the opponent forever" I'm leaving at. 13:22 MS Disciplinary Valley Eetu Luostari command is forbidden. Kalpana Eutu Luostarinen does not play in the following three games of SM camp due to a ban on prohibition. The Luostarine became brave Friday to a bad HPK-Kalpa match Wednesday. Peak HPK Bank Discs, Ian Breakakie. VEDV discipline Luostarinen "TRUET piittamattomasti Player" hoist, Do not tell him TIME in a definite position of LAVE casino Brejcakin a challenge on a Sadan MADE, in you Do not manipulate especially Sand. Bryakak was chased for the fighting blockers Jan came to the bench. Very bothering wishing to perform, Ol doctors have the perception, in January, NO player, NRK coach Antti Pennanen participated in the Old Camp reporter the thumb. - they wanted to play men and brands.

    Forward Calpe Eetu Luostarinen With Risk - He Threw His Head: "Khan Threw Sinners Participant of Wrath" I'm leaving at. 13:00 Team SM forbids Eat Luostari three games. KalPan Eetu Luostarinen does not play in the next track and SM games for the ban. The Luostarine became brave Friday after the HPK-Kalpa Compression Fight Wednesday. Angrier hit HPK Protection Disk Ian Breakaki. Wednesday in the Luostarinen "threatened the piittamattomasti Player," the plug, because he did not have time to register the position of the low-SLOR challenge Brejcakin and Injin with significantly his main character. Breakik got injured and could not play. Jan came to the bench. John did not play, the coach told KHP, Antti Pennanen, at a press conference after the match. - They wanted to play, but not on earth.

    Kalpa Attacker This Luostarine threatened to make heads "We threatened the enemy's enemy" Yesterday at 13.22 Disciplinary team MS Dal Eetu Luostari banned three matches. Kalpana Eetu Luostarinen does not play in the next three SM games due to the ban on the ban. Lustarin was punished on Friday for a bad HPK Kalpa game. The attacker taped onto the HPK Defensive Area, Jan Breikaki disc. According to the discipline, "Luostarin" threatens to drink atomastia "games in the wind, for the time being has come to challenge the positions of Breykakin's lower casinos so they do not really meet. Breykaka was injured to block the match. Ian went to the bench. A very heavy wish for achievement, allies think this will not be played in January, told NTK coach Antti Pennannen in Inch Match. - But you wanted to play in the field. Epeu

    Luostarin's Kalpe striker is in danger - he threw his head: "He threw his opponent angry" Yesterday at 13.00 The SM team forbids Eet Luostari three matches. KalPan Eetu Luostarinen does not play in the following three games in SM to prohibit. Lustarin was punished on Friday after struggling with HPK-Kalpa compression on Wednesday. The attacker met HPK Defense Disk Jan Brejcaki. Due to the fact that the Luostarin's kind of "threatened game of Piitmamatmatosti" is the fork, it is because he did not have time to recognize the situation for the lower challenge Brejcakin veiled and that no important chapter is valid. Breykak was injured and could not play. Ian went to the bench. The desire to play was difficult, but doctors think John did not play, KHP coach Antti Pennanen told a press conference after the match. - They wanted to play, but not on the ground.
     
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    Boom Boom Apathy Eat cookies, get fat, watch from the couch

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    Not if you read Sarah’s tweets.
     
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    Boom Boom Apathy Eat cookies, get fat, watch from the couch

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    This is like a thread full of Vagrant’s posts.
     
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    Roboturner913 Likely never played

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    for our Japanese fans:

    As a player, Rod Brind'Amour whether we would like to being what, how doing that, you say whether, and had the gift which knows perhaps just which we would like to call to the most important thing.

    They, helped the fact that he is defined as the captain who wins in the Stanley cup became those of legend in the wall of the locker room of kiyarorainaharikenzu. Now, as a coach of kiyanzu, Brind'Amour has operated those qualities with the method of being different completely. When thinking how it arrives in the present NHL prayer of, perhaps, Brind'Amour, it is not the person who first becomes matter of concern, but, as for another approach, in order for the prayer to coincide to your own condition, you are not to force incommunication of the player of age of your own child, you are something which meet to the prayer under your own conditions.

    During training camping, that video of 2 minutes or more was not shown to that player at one time,it reported Brind'Amour. And he says thatperhaps, that even excessively is too multi.You express Brind'Amour as follows. “As forme when the span of note of the simply person is known, as for those which they really take it is 1/3 of those which you think that perhaps you have taken really them.

    As for you it is not possible to indicate that excessively, but you must do that. What this is called “Millennials Killed Video Coaching” is too simple, probably will be. Because, because that is not to have happened, is. On the other hand, as for the stick because you use that with another method, duration of note differs from anywhere burindamoa was brought up very.
     
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    Roboturner913 Likely never played

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    If you will it, dude, it is no dream
     
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    HisIceness I Love/Hate Canes Hockey

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    Asking for HFCANES people to stay on topic is like going to Taco Bell and asking for a McDouble with fries and a McFlurry.

    I don't know if that makes any sense but that's what it is like. I'm sure our mod overlords can agree to this.
     
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    The signing of Scott Darling was a big piece of news:

    Before Skot Darling signed a four-year contract
    Butler Black Hawk talks accepted


    Goalkeeper Scott Darling signed Stuttering Caroline on Friday.
    This is about $16.6 million. The United States, $4.15 million a year. The United States agreed to the Chicago Hawks in Chicago on April 28.

    "Scott, Scott said he would wait an hour until he had another way to freeze the border," Roman said in his speech. "But he believes that we should do something here, we are satisfied with his authorization and his position."
    Carolina participated in the NHL entry NH 2017 he received from the Senate. Jin Jin 11

    “This is a small representative, but we think it is true,” France’s April 28 newspaper and researchers said. That's why we chose this option and we have this option. How ugly?"

    28, 18-5, this year is between 2.38 and 0.924% of the Cory Crawford reserve. It is 75-17-9 and 2.37 GAA, 75% and 75% of the list and 0.9% (all 64 games), all in Chicago.

    Darling participated in the Stanley Cup in 2015, allowing the Blackhawks to enter the Steiner Cup.

    "Of course, she is a good person (6 feet 6, 232 pounds)." He is very competitive, he said he can, "Francis told his newspaper. He lives in Chicago and plays a role in Chicago, hopefully this will be the first Goal, his goal is the first one. It applies to work and content."

    Cam Ward and Eddie Lac are the main groups in this group. They shot 0.9% in the NHL game on the 26th.
    Ward, 33, closed 61, 26-22-12, 2.69 goals, 0.905 registration and two. It has been in power for 12 years, and this year's contract was signed two years ago.

    It is in the dark, 29 years old, 20 games (18 games) and averaging 7-7-3 goals, 2.64 goals, 0.902% market and close. In an interview with the 2015 NHL Vancouver Canucks.

    This record should include the title of the July 17 NHL list. Choose the Vienna Golden Knight on June 21st in the NHL gift.
     
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    Roboturner913 Likely never played

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    "stuttering caroline"

    :biglaugh:
     
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    That reads like a story title in the European Tarzan comics of 70's-80's. Some European dudes having a semi-authorized Foreign Legion type military training camp in some weird place in Africa, where Tarzan needs to kreegah bundolo in order to sort some wrongs.
     
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    It’s like this method cuts right through the PR spin.
     
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    Recap: Canes Fall to Avalanche

    Gathering: soothers fall into an avalanche
    Aho expands punctuation, but Canes loses the third line

    Carolina Hurricanes created the Colorado Avalanche, 3: 1, on Saturday afternoon at the PNC Arena. Philip Grubauer made 42 songs, and Gabriel Landeskog twice lost the third hunt.

    It's five o'clock in the afternoon.

    When the season began 4-0-1, the hurricanes lost three turns. This is a period of 82 seasons, and a strike in three games can only be a good speed. The key word is opt out.

    “You don't want bad things in your head,” said Justin Williams. "The goal of the game is not to do this anymore." Pin. Everything is good. "

    "It has been a long year, and you will be back and forth, and in the end we play like that, I don’t want to be negative or because I think there is a game." No, I want me to not have blood loss, and that scared me, God, we do not want to play well when we think that we are cool and that we really look like most of our friends. good "
     
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    Finnish press found the fault in Ferland, via Fin - Swe - Chz - Rus - Eng:


    Finns beat NHL competitions - Sebastian Aho and Mikko Rantanen continue their high-altitude pipes

    Carolinas met with Finnish sticks.

    The two hottest Finnish players in the NHL season met on Saturday in Raleigh, when Carolina Hurricanes hosted the Colorado avalanche. Sebastian Aho and Avalenken Mikko Rantanen from the hurricane Aho jumped at the end of a draw with Michel Ferlands's defeat 1-3 and continued his account. Teuvo Teräväinen scored a goal. For Rantan, the entry point was registered, so his puncture was also observed. Aho scored 4 + 9 = 13 points in eight matches. Rantasella has 2 + 12 = 14 power points. Aho, the 21st, is the second longest in history. Aho shares statistics with others with Victor Rask. Quickly played their eight points in the 2016-17 season. Saturday's match ended in victory for Colorado 3: 1. Caroline’s weakness was once again an ineffective overclocking game that the hosts managed to slip five times without results. Rantanen spent most of the iceberg with three hockey pucks. In addition to goalkeeper Philip Grubauer, the Colorado winner was found on top of a stone's throw. Gabriel Landeskog, who was in the same chain in Rantanen, made the first two goals for the departure. Chain Nathan McKinnon bites and field forest paintings. Mackinnon made the visitors a third goal. In the previous match, Landeskog scored a hat-trick with five goals in two games.

    Edit 22.59: That's right, Rantanen was a postpaid.
     
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    Our weakness, overclocking, rears it’s head again.
     

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