Can the Sabres Make The Playoff Beards?

Buffaloed

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Feb 27, 2002
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Part of learning how to win is believing you will win. The possibility of losing never enters your mind. Part of my daily routine is visualizing the Sabres in the playoffs. I noticed something was wrong, but I couldn't quite put my finger on it. Then it dawned on me. Some of the Sabres are going to have to stop shaving right now to have any chance of credible beard for the playoffs. Others are hopeless. I haven't looked at the advanced analytics, but I would guess that over half the team is beard challenged. Mittelstadt and Thompson should be looking at costume beards or transplants. Maybe we can help them out with photo shop.

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Sam Reinhart

Botterill knew what he was doing with Bogosian.
 

tsujimoto74

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May 28, 2012
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Maybe we tell the team to go the Patrick Kane route and grow out playoff mullets. It worked for Kane, and Kane is from Buffalo. Ergo, if the Sabres players grow mullets, the Stanley Cup is inevitable.
 

debaser66

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I guess thats one of the disadvantages of the NHL gettin younger
 

GellMann

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Dec 16, 2014
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If we can pull it off, I'd be excited to participate as a fan. I've been able to grow a beard for 7 or 8 years, which means I wasn't able to grow one last time we made it.
 

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