Vaive-Alive
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What a difference a year makes.The Bruins apparently have gone from one of the highest scoring teams in the HFNHL in the 09/10 season - to THE LOWEST scoring team in the entire league. In 7 games played, the Bruins have yet to reach that elusive double-digit Goals For tally on the season. When asked about this GM Kruegs stated," Did I miss the memo? Is there a secret sauce to score goals in this new virtual hockey universe? Our core scorers from last year are still on the roster - what the $#@! is going on!?! Averaging more than a goal per game seems as hypothetical to us as the z-axis was to Homer in the Treehouse of Horror VI episode." As a result, GM Kruegs called in Voodoo expert Epiphany Proudfoot who made the players make pin-cushion dolls of the most feared goaltenders in the HFNHL. Reporters were asked to leave when the chicken feet came out and the chanting began, but as they left the facility faint murmurs of "Miller....Miller...." could be heard eminating from the locker room. The Bruins play the Sabres next.
Bobby Orr
Boston Globe
Bobby Orr
Boston Globe