So, according to this board,
--Slavin is wildly overrated because he plays for a national media darling.
--Pesce is decent, but only because he plays with Slavin - but that doesn't mean that Slavin isn't still totes overrated, mind you.
--Faulk is terrible defensively and a #3 at best, decent PP specialist tho.
--Hanifin is regressing and in decline.
--Fleury is already a bust, and was only good in the AHL because he's overage.
--Bean has no chance at being any good because his name isn't McAvoy.
--Good thing we have Trevor Van Reimsdyk around, he's not a #1 but he'll have to do while we sort out the rest of these awful players.
And that's just the defensemen!
--Staal is overpaid, a 3C at best, and your team (Penguins, Oilers) would be happy to trade for him and relieve us of this horrible burden, but we need to retain salary.
--Skinner is one hit away from death and Couturier is a better player even thought Skinner had more goals (37) than Couturier had points (34) last year, and Skinner outpoints him at roughly a 2 to 1 ratio, but reasons and logic.
--Lindholm is a center?????????????????? wtf
--Aho is just a soft, small, one-dimensional waterbug winger who would be a 3rd liner at best on the vaunted Oilers, but needs some work in the AHL first
--Rask is way overpaid, terrible contract, just terrible, he'll never get better and $4 million for 48 points is just disgraceful
--Justin Williams only had good numbers because of the Caps offense. He'll be lucky to score 12 goals with the awful, awful Hurricanes offense.
--Marcus Kruger hasn't been any good since 1987.
--Everybody else is literal human garbage, not a good player to be found. I wouldn't trade one decent 2nd liner for the entire roster.