Edit: Its been mentioned that we're not bold enough so I'm getting bolder:
Rasmussen has a successful 2W+ PP campaign. 45 points, 25 are goals, 20 on the PP.
Zadina plays the final 60 games, he puts up 20 goals and 45 points in that time, scoring 10+15 in the last twenty games when he gets put with Larkin and Mantha.
Larkin and Mantha each take steps forward. Larkin 25+55=80 points. Mantha 35+35=70.
AA and Nyquist are moved at the deadline for a late first a piece. Each thrives immediately with their new team. They play against each other in the cup final, AA getting the GWG in 2OT game 7 on a Bobby Orr one in five full length rush.
The defense is extra extra terrible this year. Kronwall and Ericsson completely fall apart, but Daley is our worst defenseman after returning from an early injury completely unable to play Luckily Hronek (15+25) and Green provide good offense. We get scored on a ton no matter who is out there.
Bernier starts 50 of the last 60 games.
Abdelkader, Helm and Nielsen take criticism from the next generation for being worse hockey players than them with too much TOI. They get ousted as poor leaders and bad locker room guys. Blashill doesn't demote then until the end of the year. The team promptly goes on a Larkin, Mantha, Zadina, Rasmussen and Hronek lead winning streak.
We finish last but get 4th overall, we're the first team to take a D at the draft.