Board the plane. Flight attendant gives me the old eyeball. Up & down.

[CycloneLaunch]

High socks. short shorts. Shaggy blonde hair. Picture perfect shit poster.

Give him my ticket. first class?

Stunned he goes “oh. wow” and points me to my seat

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[Lukin1978]

You sure showed him

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

You should ask for peanuts

 

[BMOK33]

I work for an airline and the reality is 80-90% of first class passengers are upgrades these days. Nothing has really changed from 20-30 years ago when most of first class was airline employees and their families. Upgrades simply didn’t exist then. Airlines still on average though only “sell” 10-20% of the seats up there with the rest being upgraded. I of course have access to the list to see who has a purchased ticket and who does not and when I’m occasionally up there I tend to notice the purchased ticket folks rarely seem rich in any aspect and a major reason is nobody wants to dress fancy sitting on a plane for hours. Since my dad worked in jewelry as a side business I’m relatively saavy and can often notice if they have a 10,000$ watch or ring on which nobody else would. I also have seen more celebrities sitting in the back than in first class. Kelly Rowland and Smokey Robison were the only two people I’ve seen in first class. Meanwhile I’ve seen Vince Gill, Tom Brokaw, Matthew Broderick, and Michael Strahan sitting in the back. Even people with money don’t always find it worth it to sit up there

 

[VickAshley]

I work for an airline and the reality is 80-90% of first class passengers are upgrades these days. Nothing has really changed from 20-30 years ago when most of first class was airline employees and their families. Upgrades simply didn’t exist then. Airlines still on average though only “sell” 10-20% of the seats up there with the rest being upgraded. I of course have access to the list to see who has a purchased ticket and who does not and when I’m occasionally up there I tend to notice the purchased ticket folks rarely seem rich in any aspect and a major reason is nobody wants to dress fancy sitting on a plane for hours. Since my dad worked in jewelry as a side business I’m relatively saavy and can often notice if they have a 10,000$ watch or ring on which nobody else would. I also have seen more celebrities sitting in the back than in first class. Kelly Rowland and Smokey Robison were the only two people I’ve seen in first class. Meanwhile I’ve seen Vince Gill, Tom Brokaw, Matthew Broderick, and Michael Strahan sitting in the back. Even people with money don’t always find it worth it to sit up there

Vince Gill made out with my mom once.

 

[ChickenBurrito]

 

[Rodgerwilco]

Cool story, Logan Paul.