Ridley Simon
Registered User
Is Boyd actually a 13th forward If he isn’t dressed? If he is in the stands dressed in civilian clothes isn’t he actually a fan who didn’t pay to get in?
do the nachos taste better if delivered to you in the team box, versus getting for yourself as a non team member?
If so, does it dull the ache from not playing, and added to that, allow for you to have the jalapeños which you couldn’t have if playing? (In case they disagree with you).
last piece, if the nachos are delivered to you and you run out of the liquid cheese, then what? Can you go and get more which makes you miss the game action (which you are actually being paid to witness), and if so, will team dock you pay for time missed? Or are you stuck eating dry chips and losing focus on the game before you as you ponder the dryness of the chip?
It’s really too much to take in.